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(WAFF Huntsville)   My dad got arrested for having lunch with me at my middle school. So what if Dad was drunk, carrying gun under his shirt? That's just like supper at home all the time   ( waff.com) divider line
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2013-08-22 11:21:30 AM  
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KidneyStone: I almost always carry a gun. Because carrying a Marine would be too heavy.

I work with an ex-Marine who weighs about 80 pounds (she's short, too).
2013-08-22 01:57:17 AM  
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Badafuco: Let's see... breakfast... lunch... dinner...

What is this "supper" you speak of?

You must be very refined.
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