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(Metro)   "Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning nipple tassels." THAT'S HOT (slightly not safe for work)   ( divider line
    More: Scary, fire alarms, burlesque  
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11577 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 8:26 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-21 08:28:59 PM  
2 votes:
Oh Great, she's White.
2013-08-21 11:12:43 PM  
1 vote:

95BV5: Burning Nipple Tassels is the name of my Bauhaus cover band.

Bela Lugosi's dead.  In case you hadn't heard.  FYI.
2013-08-21 08:55:36 PM  
1 vote:
FTFV (last 5 secs) "Smells like baked nipples up here!"

I lol'd.
2013-08-21 05:40:18 PM  
1 vote:
Betcha can't heat just one.
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