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2013-08-22 12:45:06 AM  
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2013-08-22 12:23:28 AM  
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Arnprior Joe: Oldiron_79: Just think, the cell mate that got murdered by the multi murderer that should have been executed a long time ago was probably in for something minor like pot possession.

In prison He's killed a child molester and a rapist/murderer.  I'm not feeling too bad about either one.

Can we send him on tour? Seems pretty effective...
2013-08-22 12:07:35 AM  
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2013-08-21 11:43:14 PM  
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You sure about that?
2013-08-21 08:23:11 PM  
2 votes:
Send him to Boston and I'll buy the Rolling Stone mag again.
2013-08-22 03:27:57 AM  
1 vote:
He killed a child molester and a rapist/murderer...should get a few years off his sentence or a couple freebies at the prison store.  If he keeps this up, he may solve the overcrowding problem by himself.
2013-08-22 02:14:53 AM  
1 vote:
Does CNN refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob?"
2013-08-22 01:06:09 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Abacus9: I prefer living in a society that doesn't decide to just point the finger at someone declaring them a monster unfit to live, and kill them willy-nilly.

So do I.

But having been wrongfully arrested and seeing the system from that side, I'm more than content to just empty low and mid security prisons and neuter the powers of cops and prosecutors. Prison is supposed to be about reform, not warehousing. Trials are supposed to be about guilt or innocence, not just a game to see who can get the most people into jail. But that's what's happened.

I agree totally. But this guy wasn't falsely imprisoned I assume, since he killed at least five people, including one former cellmate IIRC. And it wasn't some minor offense or anything. While the system should definitely be reformed, that doesn't mean we can just ignore the system as is and declare anarchy. We have to live by the rules we have until we can properly change them.

And for the record, we don't have a justice system. We have a legal system.

*rolls eyes*
Whatever, dude. It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno's.
2013-08-22 01:00:53 AM  
1 vote:
Do not taunt happy fun murderer.

That is all.
2013-08-21 09:34:53 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: You have to wonder why they didn't place this inmate in a single cell given his history.

No, YOU have to wonder what kind of monster you are to want to torture a man for decades. There is no crime dark enough to warrant solitary confinement for more than a short time. Long, long before that point is reached, you should kill the one doing the crimes.

This guy? He's murdered his family. Kill him for that and let's move on. That's 3 hots and an empty cot extra.

Same with most prisoners, really. The light offenses can be pardoned and expunged and the monsters can easily be killed. That would leave us with about 40% of the inmate pop left but the entire budget to help them with.
2013-08-21 09:01:54 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell did this go green without a misleading Bjork headline?  Submitter, I am disappointed.
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