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(Chicago Trib)   Not news: Bored 17 year old kills kittens. Fark: With a bow and arrow   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
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4803 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 5:26 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-21 05:29:44 PM  
3 votes:
When I get bored, I like to spear a little pussy as well.
2013-08-22 12:46:59 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-21 08:11:18 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like we need to talk about Kevin.
2013-08-21 06:22:14 PM  
2 votes:
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
2013-08-21 05:34:33 PM  
2 votes:
He masturbates with a bow and arrow?
2013-08-22 04:57:24 AM  
1 vote:
He'll make a fine police officer some day.
2013-08-21 06:41:57 PM  
1 vote:

Calmamity: End him.

Or just lock him in a room with the Caturday people.
2013-08-21 06:24:22 PM  
1 vote:
Shish Kakitty.
2013-08-21 05:59:09 PM  
1 vote:

MechaPyx: Calmamity: End him.

A little quality time in a cage with a lion will fix him right up.

Waaay to nice.

I'd like to see a him scratched by a few hundred cats then bathed in a bath of cat urine and feces.
After that, make him watch The View while getting his genitals treated with razors and lemon juice.
2013-08-21 05:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
That kitten could have been Obama's . . . "That cat could have been mine 35 years ago.

/What color was the cat?

//Where's the take from Rev. Al, Jesse and Barry?
2013-08-21 05:36:42 PM  
1 vote:

scotchcrotch: Good God, does Scottydoesntknow post in *every* thread?

Maybe he's bored and doesn't want to kill kittens with a bow and arrow?
2013-08-21 05:32:39 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-21 05:03:52 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-21 04:44:52 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: Not saying he's a psychopath, but he's got all the ingredients for one.

If it shoots kittens like a duck...
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