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(USA Today)   If you are going to ask your son to hold your brewski to take a picture of the football game, make sure there are no undercover cops around who will nail you for minor in possession   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Arizona Cardinals, University of Phoenix Stadium, owners, FedEx Field, liquor licenses, William Gay, Leonard Hankerson  
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2013-08-21 12:11:36 PM  
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In the end, officers escorted the father and son out of the University of Phoenix Stadium.

And that marks the first time anyone's ever been denied access to a University of Phoenix
2013-08-21 03:24:21 PM  
1 vote:
Take it from me, this is just awkward for everyone involved when this happens.
2013-08-21 03:07:44 PM  
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2013-08-21 02:43:46 PM  
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Chinchillazilla: He said I was legally not allowed to even handle a sealed bottle.

You should have dropped it on the ground. They can't charge you for it -- it's illegal for you to buy it, too.
2013-08-21 02:25:26 PM  
1 vote:

ShawnDoc: Don't most states allow a minor to drink alcohol provided they are in the presence of a parent or guardian?  Or is that only on personal property?

This is true in Texas. Why ELSE does Lupe's Tortilla's happy hour start just after school ends?
2013-08-21 02:21:15 PM  
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CSB: I was at an Indianapolis Indians game with my grandpa one time. I went to the bathroom and he picked up two beers for us. I had just turned 21 a few months before. A kid who couldn't have been more than 18 demanded to see my ID as we were going back to our seats. He had a nametag on but no team apparel or anything identification-wise. I told him I'd show a cop my ID but not him. He started spouting a bunch of nonsense, so I just walked over to the nearest cop and told him that the gentleman over there wanted to check my ID. He looked at the kid, said "not this shiat again" and checked my ID. As I was walking away I could hear him tell that kid to "Cut that shiat out and let me know if you see someone who might be underage."

Faux security for the win?
2013-08-21 02:20:21 PM  
1 vote:

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: So having my daughters help carry the groceries to the car could get me two years in the hole if I bought a bottle of wine?

Could I get two years in her hole if I bring a bottle of wine?

So sorry.  Couldn't resist.  I'll just slink away now.
2013-08-21 02:15:52 PM  
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2013-08-21 02:14:29 PM  
1 vote:
Booze laws are weird. If my son goes to the liquor store with me, he's not allowed to help me carry items out of the store. Out in the parking lot is fine, but if I'm struggling with a case of beer, a bottle of gin, a bottle of bourbon, and whatever my wife is having, I have to schlep it all out the door before he can help.

2013-08-21 02:10:24 PM  
1 vote:

While I was blinking, did we suddenly time travel back to the '80s?
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