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(CBS News)   Family of Hannah Anderson kidnapper want DNA test. FARK: A paternity test, because they think he was her real father   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2013-08-21 01:45:12 PM  
6 votes:
A man is walking through the woods when he comes across a young girl crying on a bench.

"What's wrong?" he asks the girl.

"My puppy rain into the lake and he couldn't get out, so my dad went in to get him and they both drowned."

The man pauses and unzips his fly.

"Well I guess today just isn't your day."
2013-08-21 01:46:22 PM  
4 votes:
Also this

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2013-08-21 01:41:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-21 01:41:12 PM  
2 votes:
Was her brothers name Luke?
2013-08-21 04:39:20 PM  
1 vote:

ThatBillmanGuy: Damn. What's next? she's pregnant with her own sister? This is turning out to be the Lifetime movie of all Lifetime movies.

2013-08-21 04:36:51 PM  
1 vote:

Witness99: You silly guys...

I'm really sorry about treading upon everyone's delicate sensibilities about this young child....

I did similar things when I was 16. Teenage girls are not children. If anything, teenage boys are children, but not the girls. Keep watching ....

Wait...you had an affair with your dad's best friend and helped murder your mom and brother when you were 16?
2013-08-21 03:11:58 PM  
1 vote:

keepitcherry: Satanic_Hamster: keepitcherry: I've said it since the beginning. This girl is not innocent and she played a part in this. They found letters from her in his house? 13 calls on her cell that day? Her mother and brother were TORTURED, not just killed, TORTURED, and she's out smiling and posting selfies? Her friend claims Hannah told her this man creeped her out and yet she went alone w/ him on a trip to Hollywood? Lot of things not adding up.

I got eight calls yesterday from Rachel From Card Member Services.  Does that mean I'm part of the Card Member Services phishing scam?

Did you kidnap Rachel, torture and kill her mother and brother, set their house on fire and then run off to the wilderness in Idaho with her?

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2013-08-21 02:06:25 PM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: Antonio_Talibanderas

This is clearly an attempt to muddy the waters and vilify the mother. Okay.... We get it - you guys had an affair.

Problem is - they didn't even meet DiMaggio until Hanna's mom was 6 months pregnant and they used the father's DNA to identify Ethan's body.Next.

BINGO!!!! So what is the point of the testing?

She used Obama's magic time machine and they got pregnant at Benghazi?
2013-08-21 01:45:50 PM  
1 vote:
"Today, on a very special episode of Maury"
2013-08-21 01:44:42 PM  
1 vote:
Damn. What's next? she's pregnant with her own sister? This is turning out to be the Lifetime movie of all Lifetime movies.
2013-08-21 01:43:53 PM  
1 vote:
NOW It's a party.
2013-08-21 01:39:49 PM  
1 vote:
Well that makes the him f*cking her thing kinda awkward.
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