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(Chicago Trib)   Boy buried in dune for hours and spent weeks recovering in a hospital starts his first day of school, promises he's ready to assume the training necessary to become the Kwisatz Haderach   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Nathan Woessner, hospitals  
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2013-08-21 01:52:43 PM  
2 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: use more spice

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Okay, if you say so. But my imaginary wife is gonna be so mad. She says it makes me smell like a gay pirate who does construction work.

2013-08-22 12:35:40 AM  
1 vote:
Some 80s Sean Young.
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2013-08-21 06:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
The Sandworm's Thunder

Is Loud And Clear

And So Are The Whiskers

On Your Face, My Dear


/I have NO idea why I came up with that
2013-08-21 03:38:33 PM  
1 vote:
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/relevant to Dune
//and my interests
2013-08-21 02:00:04 PM  
1 vote:

Evil Mackerel: Next time he will walk without rhythm.

2013-08-21 01:59:08 PM  
1 vote:
Next time he win walk without rhythm.
2013-08-21 01:32:52 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Tell me of your home town, Usul.

Home world, dammit! :D
2013-08-21 01:31:33 PM  
1 vote:
Usul has called a big one again it is the legend!
2013-08-21 01:17:11 PM  
1 vote:
Against all better judgement, I like this headline.
2013-08-21 01:07:55 PM  
1 vote:
Wonder what he has to look forward to on the first day of school?
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2013-08-21 01:05:42 PM  
1 vote:
The zero tolerance policy will get him expelled for having the gom jabbar in his backpack.
2013-08-21 01:05:30 PM  
1 vote:
Something something GOD something something.

I hope this scares the usual tools that drive an hour from Illinois to crowd our beaches here in NWI.  You have access to the lake from IL, so how about you stay there and use those beaches.

/live down the street from the lake
//rant off
2013-08-21 12:54:35 PM  
1 vote:
"National Prayers contributed to his recovery".

How does anyone with over a 3rd grade education still believe in this stuff?
2013-08-21 12:52:49 PM  
1 vote:
Father... the Sleeper has... *hits alarm*

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