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(Chicago Trib)   Boy buried in dune for hours and spent weeks recovering in a hospital starts his first day of school, promises he's ready to assume the training necessary to become the Kwisatz Haderach   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Nathan Woessner, hospitals  
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2013-08-21 01:05:30 PM  
3 votes:
Something something GOD something something.

I hope this scares the usual tools that drive an hour from Illinois to crowd our beaches here in NWI.  You have access to the lake from IL, so how about you stay there and use those beaches.

/live down the street from the lake
//rant off
2013-08-21 01:31:33 PM  
2 votes:
Usul has called a big one again it is the legend!
2013-08-21 12:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
"National Prayers contributed to his recovery".

How does anyone with over a 3rd grade education still believe in this stuff?
2013-08-21 12:48:09 PM  
2 votes:
Tell me of your home town, Usul.
2013-08-22 12:35:40 AM  
1 vote:
Some 80s Sean Young.
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2013-08-21 03:38:33 PM  
1 vote:
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/relevant to Dune
//and my interests
2013-08-21 02:03:41 PM  
1 vote:
Just because...a Dune Thread Requires it

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2013-08-21 01:57:47 PM  
1 vote:
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

/the spice must flow
2013-08-21 01:52:43 PM  
1 vote:

Duke_leto_Atredes: use more spice

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Okay, if you say so. But my imaginary wife is gonna be so mad. She says it makes me smell like a gay pirate who does construction work.

2013-08-21 01:41:06 PM  
1 vote:

migueldelascervezas: I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of what happened to the kid.  Was it an avalanche type scenario?  The article mentions "holes" but doesn't go into greater detail.

Spice blow.
2013-08-21 01:18:46 PM  
1 vote:
Gets my vote for spiciest headline.
2013-08-21 01:07:55 PM  
1 vote:
Wonder what he has to look forward to on the first day of school?
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2013-08-21 12:54:21 PM  
1 vote:
Kwisatz Haderach


2013-08-21 12:52:49 PM  
1 vote:
Father... the Sleeper has... *hits alarm*

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