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(The Consumerist)   Just a reminder - Thanksgiving decorations are now on sale at your local supermarket   ( consumerist.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Thanksgiving, warehouse clubs, just stop  
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2013-08-21 01:12:23 PM  
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Yeah - how is this news or green lit?  Hallmark and a bunch of "Hobby Stores," always release their Xmas/Holiday cards and décor in August!!!  WTF?
2013-08-21 12:55:48 PM  
1 vote:
Our grocery store won't put out Halloween candy for another two weeks.
2013-08-21 09:34:01 AM  
1 vote:

sigdiamond2000: What do you think people would've said 30 years ago if you told them that, in 2013, people would be using computers to express outrage over stores selling ceramic turkeys?

There isn't a dystopian futurist alive or dead who could've possibly foreseen the cultural canker that is The Consumerist.

Foreknowledge of I Can Haz Cheezburger? would have driven Philip K. Dick to suicide.
2013-08-21 09:33:55 AM  
1 vote:
Combine them with Christmas decorations and and make a Halloween costume representing "the creeping horror of pre-mature commercial holiday-related sales".

Too conceptual?
2013-08-21 09:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
Wait, does this mean that slutty Halloween costumes are also on sale?  I need to pick up a couple things for the misses to wear around the house.
2013-08-21 08:43:50 AM  
1 vote:
They need to move that stuff to make room for the valentine's day decorations.
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