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(WTKR)   Sailor found guilty of biting his 11-day-old son while the infant was in the hospital, but is acquitted of breaking the boy's rib, so at least he's got that going for him   ( wtkr.com) divider line
    More: Sick, found guilty, malicious wounding, baby, hospitals  
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3136 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 8:24 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-21 08:50:50 AM  
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that

Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.
2013-08-21 10:47:50 AM  
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Which is nice
2013-08-21 10:45:36 AM  
1 vote:
Next time just hire a mohel...costs more, but knows what day and where to chop.
2013-08-21 09:37:35 AM  
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Thisbymaster: Something happens to people in the navy, I cannot tell if it the type of people drawn to wanting to be isolated for months on end or if the isolation causes something to go wrong but all the sailors I know are not people I would allow near my kids.

You should get out of your mother's basement and meet more people then. I know a lot of sailors that I would trust with my life and my children's lives.

/and a few I wouldn't trust to water my houseplants while I'm on vacation
2013-08-21 08:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
This one is going into the "Daddy ate my eyes" file of horrible news.
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