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(Plymouth Herald)   Pony found hacked to death with body parts missing in 'ring of fire' after full moon. Police conclusion? Natural causes   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Cornwall County Constabulary, natural causes  
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2013-08-21 12:53:19 PM  
2 votes:
Two minor points:

1. Pagans, by and large, do not do animal sacrifices.  Beating up your little brother will not impress your mom,
2.  Satanists are not Pagans.  They are Christians, albeit inverted Christians.  Satan is a Judeo-Christian concept.
2013-08-21 09:56:12 AM  
2 votes:

Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippers

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.

I've got a theory! It may be bunnies!
2013-08-21 09:34:39 AM  
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2013-08-21 06:16:25 PM  
1 vote:

weltallica: [ image 376x640]

The bronies are giggling.  An inside joke is being referenced.

Best leave it at that.

oh, is it ever, lulz.  :D
2013-08-21 10:29:44 AM  
1 vote:
Ponies suffer horrible death.
Evidence points to dismemberment and fire.
Smaug wanted for questioning.
2013-08-21 10:04:04 AM  
1 vote:

I dunno... could the answer be maybe...
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2013-08-21 09:56:09 AM  
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2013-08-21 09:35:56 AM  
1 vote:
is it the 80s again? story needs some quicksand, some killer bees, tight rolled jeans, shoulder pads, D&D reference and a shiatton of hairspray.
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