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(AOL)   Ever wonder what really goes on behind the scenes in some businesses? Maybe you're better off not knowing   ( divider line
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2013-08-21 03:50:04 AM  
3 votes:
This story coming from AOL? lol

/My inter-web-tubes are almost expired. I need another CD.
2013-08-21 01:37:03 AM  
3 votes:
Your package WILL get thrown around, dropped, and beaten up; if it is breakable then according to our guidelines for properly packaged items it needs to withstand 1000lbs of pressure and a 4ft drop.

No wonder this guy never got fired after delivering my package.

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/Even stranger is that he left a toy dog at the foot of my door when he left
//I am never using HDS again
2013-08-21 08:36:54 AM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: From Reddit user

"I work on a farm. When they say you should wash your produce thoroughly at home, they're not joking."

I've never understood the "OMG!!" behind this....produce generally grows in dirt, is sprayed with chemicals, harvested with machines that depend on oil, grease, are made of metal (metal chips/filings) etc etc., processed on more machines, packed into crates, shipped in trucks that have shipped a whole plethora of different things in that trailer, to a store to sit on a dock, get shoved into a corner that most likely has at least a few hundred roaches, assorted bugs and vermin either currently passing through or will/have already been there. (rats/mice pee as they walk yanno) and unpacked and stocked by a clerk with a cold who doesn't wash his/her hands after using the bathroom.

Why the fark would anyone NOT wash produce?  And why would this be a surprising thing?

Cause God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, so put it in your mouth and make it work.
2013-08-21 05:47:22 AM  
1 vote:

Forsythe P. Jones: I worked in a Methodist church as a handyman for a while after I retired from Corporate Hell.
The backstabbing, skullduggery and gossiping there would rival or better any Fortune 500 company head office.

Goes on in EVERY church.  While doing some freelance work, I got an education in the definition of hypocrisy.  The amount of stuff I hear is mind-numbing.  But it is fun to watch how fast some people can get their church faces on when the subject of the current discussion walks in.  The number of people I can admire for living their beliefs, even when inconvenient, is now less than ten.
2013-08-21 03:48:42 AM  
1 vote:
I'm Boo Berry and other crap because my things around don't won't work, so SURLY fark will! I think so!
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