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(E! Online)   Woman dislocates her jaw on a triple-layer burger, says it was worth it   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Almost Famous, jaws  
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6342 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 5:31 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-21 06:28:05 AM  
2 votes:
Hero tag may well be dead, but I will give kudos to this woman for how she handled the situation. Due to a medical condition she dislocated her jaw, requiring a trip to the hospital. She, as a social media manager, sends a tweet basically praising the hospital for their treatment of her condition; however, thanks to how she dislocated her jaw, the story goes viral.instead of doing as I would expect and sueing the restaurant for having dangerous food or for not carrying to her "disability", she is owning the situation and laughing at herself. And this came from the Nanny State, one of the last places I would expect to see this behavior. So, again, good for her./You may return to your regularly scheduled snark.
2013-08-21 06:24:45 AM  
2 votes:
Never understood people that don't want a proper meat to bun ratio in their burgers. Why not just cook up a pallet of beef and smear cheese all over it.
2013-08-21 07:11:47 AM  
1 vote:
The American Version:

 Woman dislocates her jaw doing amateur porn, panics because she has no insurance and decides to go eat a triple burger and sue the restaurant.
2013-08-21 12:56:46 AM  
1 vote:
Growing up we had a rule, "never eat anything bigger than your head".
2013-08-21 12:14:49 AM  
1 vote:
The burger, called the "Kids in America Burger," is three patties, pretzels and candied bacon and offered at the Almost Famous restaurant in Liverpool.

Yes...yes...keep coming out with fatter and fatter foods making fun of America's obesity problem and very soon you will have your own.

/Not gonna lie though, I'd eat it
//Hamburger looks tasty too
2013-08-21 12:14:24 AM  
1 vote:
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