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(Daily Mail)   Man sweeps woman off her feet at Georgia bar. Immediately paralyzes her   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-08-20 09:44:41 PM  
3 votes:
Drunk dudes who get all touchy feely with women who want to be left alone at bars are the creepiest. But this is taking it to a whole new universe.
2013-08-20 10:51:14 PM  
2 votes:
Until they perfect spinal stem cell regeneration, all assaults leading to quadriplegia should be prosecuted as murder. This woman's life is effectively over. I would absolutely find a way to kill myself if I were ever paralyzed. Law be damned.
2013-08-20 09:05:09 PM  
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.


2013-08-21 11:23:30 AM  
1 vote:
FTA:  they do not know who the man is, but if found would likely be charged with assault and battery.

I feel like there should be some sort of "your negligence fundamentally took away able-bodiedness for some poor woman, possibly ruining her life" criminal upcharge.
2013-08-21 01:28:43 AM  
1 vote:
I dispise gropey motherfarkers like this with an irrational hatred.

I'm not sure why I do. Bear with me. The sound of flirtation by itself is enough to boil my bile, but it is not evil. I do think it's a weak-ass approach at expressing one desires and in this case a step or two lower than throwing rocks at the woman you're attracted to. It is usually based on teasing, which is a hamfisted and witless attempt at sarcasm at the most and highly annoying at the least.

This kind of teasing is the core of the problem. Couple it with a disrespect for personal space, one inching towards the boundaries of sexual assault and you got the handsy asshole at the bar. Women seem to rarely rebuff this behavior sans smile. There's a misfortune of hers he's taking advantage of that states her obstinance will finger her a drama queen or even a run of the mill stone cold b*tch. This is how the world works. It's in the handbook. The memo. What's not in there, however is getting snapped in two by some amateur chiropractor while surrounded by your friends in a public place. This woman's entire life has been turned into a Raggedy Ann doll by some simpleton who never got the tar beat out of him for snapping brawstraps in the hallways.

I sincerely hope they find this man, her friends, her worst friends, the ones who live on the wrong side of the tracks, I hope they find him. Not the friends who would drive her to the airport, but the kind of friends who relish in the idea of a brutal loyalty. The ones who put their friends of pedestals and use them as trophies to pawn in when they need an excuse to express the only caring they know how. I hope they rip this dude limb from limb and he spends the rest of his days piloting a roomba and shiatting into a bag.

...and that's all I have to say about the war in Vietnam
2013-08-21 12:45:21 AM  
1 vote:

Apik0r0s: Wet Willies? LOL. 100:1 says everybody involved in story is a "likely Obama voter".

Wow, that's deep. No, wait. That's stupid.
2013-08-20 10:53:02 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, guy who paralyzes random women...
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2013-08-20 09:32:02 PM  
1 vote:
Does the bar have security footage that will make her recant her story? It's happened hundreds of times. Not saying she's a liar, just saying video footage is best footage.
2013-08-20 09:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.
2013-08-20 09:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
Best story evar

teach her to stop being a chimp.
2013-08-20 07:34:43 PM  
1 vote:
Although the woman tried to stop him, he lifted her clean off her feet before dropping her head first and falling on top of her

WTF? Did he piledrive her?
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