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2013-08-21 12:45:21 AM  
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Apik0r0s: Wet Willies? LOL. 100:1 says everybody involved in story is a "likely Obama voter".

Wow, that's deep. No, wait. That's stupid.
2013-08-21 12:13:31 AM  
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99.998er: Benevolent Misanthrope: Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.

Buckhead is still comprised of almost all successful 'attractive and blah blah blah rich' people. Fringe neighborhoods try to claim they are part of Buckhead i.e. Brookhaven, Lindbergh, Smyrna, Dunwoody...I could care less, but I do care about property value and crime reports. Other than Lenox Mall & Phipps Plaza car break-ins and purse snatchings, Buckhead has little crime.

That depends on how you feel about adjustable rate mortgages.
2013-08-20 11:42:22 PM  
2 votes:
My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.
2013-08-20 11:29:12 PM  
2 votes:
People discussing what is and what is not Buckhead is why I am glad I live in what is not Buckhead.
2013-08-20 09:30:59 PM  
2 votes:
Picking up women in bars is harder than it looks.
2013-08-20 09:16:13 PM  
2 votes:
38-year-old Consuela Tibbens was at Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead, Georgia when a man picked her up and dropped her to the floor.

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2013-08-20 09:07:09 PM  
2 votes:
thanks, fark preview. trying again:

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2013-08-20 07:34:43 PM  
2 votes:
Although the woman tried to stop him, he lifted her clean off her feet before dropping her head first and falling on top of her

WTF? Did he piledrive her?
2013-08-21 11:32:58 AM  
1 vote:

no clever name here just move along: ShoeKing: My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.

Um..... so. You're an asshole, obviously, and one that should probably be in jail.

That said, 'the goal is to just knock the girl out you can rape her' ≠ 'no one is supposed to get hurt'

he took it too far?  Like raping someone is NOT taking it too far?

Snark can accidentally carry over into trolling if the listener has poorly calibrated meters. You might either want to inject some more skepticism or be prepared to get trolled A LOT.
2013-08-21 03:28:23 AM  
1 vote:
Actually dropped a woman? Bro do you even lift?
2013-08-21 12:50:20 AM  
1 vote:

Neighborhood Watch: Certain types of horsing around can, uhhhh.... escalate escalade.

2013-08-21 12:13:50 AM  
1 vote:
From reading the headline, I got a sense of...

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2013-08-20 11:32:06 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Consuela, it'll be ok.

Wet Willie's is wheelchair accessible.
2013-08-20 10:59:37 PM  
1 vote:

cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.

Are you ready for 4th grade? School starts pretty soon.
2013-08-20 10:58:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-20 10:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
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Zangief thread?  Zangief thread
2013-08-20 09:58:30 PM  
1 vote:
Girl, did you fall from heaven?
2013-08-20 09:55:15 PM  
1 vote:
He thought he was supposed to go down to Buckhead to get the paper. Next thing you know he was on I-75 headed for Florida.
2013-08-20 09:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
Best story evar

teach her to stop being a chimp.
2013-08-20 09:12:29 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe Consuela used too much Lemon Pledge
2013-08-20 08:40:09 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

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