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(Orlando Sentinel)   Sword-wielding, knife-throwing man attacks mom's boyfriend over missing can of shrimp. You know where this happened   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2013-08-20 02:05:58 PM  
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Good God! Canned shrimp? This is Florida, not North Dakota.
2013-08-20 01:44:16 PM  
1 vote:
A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
2013-08-20 01:26:19 PM  
1 vote:
Ahh, but the shrimp that's... that's where I had them.

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2013-08-20 01:20:58 PM  
1 vote:
Who the hell eats shrimp from a can anyway?
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