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(Talking Points Memo)   Bobby Jindal was going to go back to Louisiana but then he got a crayfish wrapped in an old newspaper clipping about himself. It just isn't his time to return just yet   ( divider line
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2013-08-20 10:08:19 AM  
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It's an Cajun message. It means "Bobby Jindal sleeps with the nutria."
2013-08-20 10:20:54 AM  
1 vote:
It's a message from the NOLA Mafia:   Show your face in this town agin, Bubba, and you sleep with the crawdiddley-daddies.

No, wait, that was a message from Ned Flanders.

It means: Say buh-bye to Blue Bayou if you show your face in the Big Sleezy.

I would also accept Cajun blackened red fish à la Big Daddy and Cajun gumbo boiled girlscout-style in a paper bag.

Thanks to the Sicilian and Neapolitan influence, the Mafia has a great affinity to seafood, which they share with Louisiana, America's crab bucket.
2013-08-20 10:17:26 AM  
1 vote:
He has GUTTED the Louisiana health care system that he helped create. Pissed off GOP-leaning teachers and healthcare workers he has openly worked against. He appointed supporters to highly paid state positions after they failed to win elections -- all the while while decrying the state of the Louisiana economy and budget shortfalls. His attempts to work against the Louisiana constitution and re-write state employees retirement benefits laws in a clumsy 'expo-facto' manner that has been defeated by every single court challenge. He pledged to work to end environmental regulations in a state with more petro-chemical pollution than any of its surrounding neighbors. His remaining support comes mainly from the red-meaters that would stand in line to chop off their own dicks, if they thought it would 'get rid of the ni*bongs' and the willfully ignorant.
ALEC and Big oil have written laws unfettered for the past eight years, and frankly the broke-ass state of Louisiana has had enough of his shiat. Especially since he is the wrong color.

President? GTFO. His rise to fame was part of the GOP's 'Look, We also have some colored guys' push. Or should I say 'piyush'.
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