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(Uproxx)   If your boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't spend much time on the internet feel free to steal this dude's children's book marriage proposal idea and pretend it was your own   ( divider line
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9048 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2013 at 5:47 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-19 05:54:41 PM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: A giraffe?? What are you trying to say? That my neck it too long??

No, she does an awesome deep throat.
2013-08-19 08:46:34 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: "Divorce Comes to Our House"? Does Divorce wear a black, hooded cloak like Death?

Because I could not stop for Divorce
He kindly stopp'd for me
The carriage held just we ourselves
And half of Daddy's stuff
2013-08-19 06:49:04 PM  
1 vote:
... and apparently this a real thing:

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which is awesome.
2013-08-19 06:39:44 PM  
1 vote:
5 years from now he'll be commissioning another book:

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2013-08-19 06:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
That blue tongue has been wrapped around more than one dick.
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