Theaetetus: Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).
TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...
UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women......and they cannot lie.
HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women......and they cannot lie.She likes big bellies and she cannot lieYou other sistahs can't denyWhen a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waistand nacho cheese on his faceyou get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobscuz you notice that belly was hugeHangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearingShe's hooked and can't stop staringOh, baby, she wanna get with yaand check your blood pressure
jim32rr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x667]
Tom_Slick: jim32rr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x667]That looks like my wife all hips no tits.
T.rex: I had sex with a fat woman before. It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.
Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.
The Voice of Doom: Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?
Fark It: His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]
MorteDiem: Writer sounds fat.
Skeezix: GIS for Molly Ren. NSFW. Scroll down to see a pic of the fat guy.http://www.google.com/search?q=molly+ren&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e i= iIwSUo6tO8KCyAHmqIFo&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=888&bih=538
Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.
Can't get enough Fark in your life? Try
More threads. More community. More Farking.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: May 21 2018 05:07:07
Runtime: 0.576 sec (575 ms)