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(WTSP)   Today's ready for Fark Florida headline: "If you must drag a shark onto beach, do it right"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, lemon sharks, Florida Museum of Natural History, Lee County, Panama City Beach, Collier County, Southwest Florida, beaches  
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4579 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2013 at 12:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-19 12:02:17 PM  
Well now I've got "Stop draggin' my shark around" going through my head.

Thanks, subby (jerk)
2013-08-19 12:12:22 PM  
Do it riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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2013-08-19 12:15:05 PM  
With its teeth stuck in your backside?
2013-08-19 12:15:27 PM  

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2013-08-19 12:17:19 PM  
Tell you what. I'll make sure I'm pulling the shark out of the water in the right way when they stop attacking human swimmers.

Oh, they aren't willing to stop their attacks? Then I'm going to keep on pulling them out of the water any which way I want.
2013-08-19 12:23:03 PM  
"Sharks swim only one way: forward," Hammerschlag said. "When they're pulled backward, they can't breathe."

In conclusion, the safest and most effect way to pull them ashore is by their mouth, optionally using your own genitals as a sort of cradle.
2013-08-19 01:04:39 PM  
'Pretty soon, sharks come cruising.  Tiger, 14 footer......'
2013-08-19 01:14:52 PM  
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/hot like the grill
2013-08-19 01:48:29 PM  
I don't give a fark if it is a big scary shark, if you are fishing something that is CATCH AND RELEASE and you KILL IT during the process of catching it- you should be punished.

If you don't know how to fish then maybe you shouldn't do it you dumb farker. I will give you some credit if you weren't fishing for that fish and were totally unprepared- but if you're in the ocean you should have some basic knowledge of how to catch thing with teeth without killing them. Like they said- if you're doing your best that is okay, but if you're dragging a huge animal onto the beach for no reason just to gawk at it and show your friends- fark you.
2013-08-19 02:05:13 PM  
FTA: "It's a great way to enjoy them without killing them."

You know. Like waterboarding humans.
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