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(NJ.com)   But I would run 500 miles, and I would run 500 more, just to be the man who ran 1,000 miles to flee from cops at my door   ( nj.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Sparta, Morris County, Sussex County  
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2013-08-19 07:57:11 AM  
It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding daaaaaaaaaay
2013-08-19 08:01:52 AM  
Sounds like he was Living La Vida Loc
2013-08-19 08:03:14 AM  
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Can't talk, cops are comin.
2013-08-19 08:09:42 AM  
Da da da da (da da da da) Da da da da.....

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2013-08-19 08:48:09 AM  
This..... is....... SPARTA......  y'all!!!!!
2013-08-19 09:03:47 AM  
"Who are you and what do you do?"
"I'm a farmer."
"Spartans, what do we do?!"
"Sell heroin and run from the cops!!"
2013-08-19 09:58:21 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Da da da da (da da da da) Da da da da.....

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da da dun da da dun da da dun da da dah dah dah
2013-08-19 10:03:04 AM  
Every time someone gets a headline like that greenlit, I can't get that song out of my head for another week.
2013-08-19 11:13:02 AM  
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man with this song stuck in my head

/damn you subby
2013-08-19 12:50:00 PM  
Sometimes these are funny and sometimes just "meh" but this time I laughed pretty hard
2013-08-19 12:55:12 PM  
Is the perp a big Flock of Seagulls fan or what?
2013-08-19 01:27:33 PM  
Sparta man ran from cops, hid 1,000 miles away

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