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(Daily Mail)   Fifty-year-old blonde hottie complains about being skinny: 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face' (w/pics)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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kxs401 [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 12:15:10 AM  
7 votes:
That's the most blatant humblebrag I've ever seen.
unyon [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 08:30:28 PM  
5 votes:
That article, which I doubt was written by the person in the picture, is deliberately designed to troll fatties.
Lorelle [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 08:09:34 PM  
4 votes:
Oh, cry me a river.
JorgiX
2013-08-19 03:50:40 AM  
3 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: That's why they invented doggie style.


And beer.
Mitch Taylor's Bro [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 03:19:25 AM  
3 votes:
That's why they invented doggie style.
elysive
2013-08-19 09:49:10 AM  
2 votes:

FunkOut: elysive: Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.

People who feel the constant need to watch calories get extra stress in their life. Their life ends up focussing on food. If you eat whatever you like, then your life doesn't need to revolve around food.



I'm talking about people who think their life is somehow enriched by eating a whole chocolate cake. Why are fat ppl that jealous of skinny ppl with high metabolism? Many fat people do eat what they want, but they think their life would be somehow richer/fuller if they could eat more. When I was fat, I obsessed about food. Now that I exercise and have a different body I dont really need to count calories. Even though I'm skinny, dont count calories and general "eat what I want", I dont think a cupcake right now will improve the quality of my life.

I had skinny relatives who considered themselves foodies..life revolved around food, but at age 65 they suddenly no longer qualify as skinny. If you gamble on your metabolism, you may lose.

You may lose out on some other interesting life experiences too if all you care about eating yourself into a coma...sex with attractive people, physically demanding travel, physical accomplishments, etc.
mr0x
2013-08-19 08:43:53 AM  
2 votes:

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.



Except skinny people who can eat whatever they want is total bullshiat. People who have skinny all their life have no reference to compare to.


There was even a BBC show that did this scientifically with some sort of special water - look around on youtube. The fatter person always has a faster metabolism because of the higher weight.

It all came down to what/how much they ate. Maybe the skinny ones have some other genetic difference but faster metabolism isn't it.
No Time To Explain
2013-08-19 05:56:18 AM  
2 votes:
she may be bangable, but with insecurities like hers, I'd stay the fark away
mesmer242
2013-08-19 04:31:15 AM  
2 votes:
And the next article in the Daily Fail's series on "People wanting what they don't have" is an interview with a woman with curly hair who has always wanted straight hair. This will be followed by an article about a man who drives a SUV because he has four kids, and dreams of the day when he can buy a motorcycle instead.
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 03:52:46 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe it's your horrible personality, honey.
Ciper
2013-08-19 03:46:26 AM  
2 votes:
Its the stupid smirk. If she stopped TRYING to look a certain way she'd be decent.
I'm 34 and I'd hit it.
Mark Ratner
2013-08-19 01:22:05 AM  
2 votes:
Face looks odd. She's not hideous. Maybe she should get a hobby and gain some self-worth from something other than her looks. Like knitting a wool bag for her head.
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2013-08-19 02:42:31 PM  
1 vote:
'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

I probably resemble this remark. So how the fark does she know that they're looking at her from behind, since they're too horrified to look anymore when they see her face? And what utter horseshiat, to complain about how hard it is to be thin when you're old. If I didn't want to be skinny, I"d gain some weight--but I happen to like staying on the thin side and keeping my long hair, even if it doesn't look as good as when you get older. I earned the lines on my face.

/I looked at my ass the other day--not too bad for an old broad. But it ain't 25 anymore, either.
2KanZam
2013-08-19 01:00:18 PM  
1 vote:
elysive:  Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinnyShe wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

^ THIS.

I have a friend....a pretty darn skinny girl who you would think woud have a smoking body.  She is so weak and undertoned and has the same attitude this lady does for working out...can't get this girl to even walk 50 yards, she probably couldn't lift 30 lbs over her head.   She eats only junk food and thinks none of it matters because she can't get fat...

When you touch her she is mushy...not boney even, just feels like useless flesh.  We were walking on the beach (me, my GF and her) and I was secretly looking at said friends ass....and it just didn't look right, then my GF looked at me and whispered "how does such a skinny person have such a flabby and floppy-but still TINY-butt?"

My answer "I dunno honey, I didn't notice but now that you point it out it does look weird!"
Profedius
2013-08-19 01:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
That is not that surprising a good deal of the women I work with in this office who are over 40 are pretty skinny or more over at a normal weight. I am 6 foot 2 inches and weigh 180 at the age of 40 which is a bit on the thin side and I do not work out or diet. It is not hard to not become overweight just eat twice a day and do not snack. I only eat when I get very hungry which works out to twice a day and sometimes just once a day.
YippeeYay
2013-08-19 11:23:22 AM  
1 vote:
"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
Silly_Sot
2013-08-19 11:07:28 AM  
1 vote:
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Silly_Sot
2013-08-19 11:05:39 AM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: [www.reactionface.info image 417x407]


Come back when you're old enough to vote and have actually met a breathing woman other than your mommy.
sbchamp
2013-08-19 11:00:28 AM  
1 vote:
I would
And so would you
Now shut up
give me doughnuts
2013-08-19 09:44:04 AM  
1 vote:

UNC_Samurai: This must be what hamplanets mean when they cry about "thin privilege".



My favorite word of the week: HAMPLANET!
FunkOut
2013-08-19 09:38:13 AM  
1 vote:

elysive: Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.


People who feel the constant need to watch calories get extra stress in their life. Their life ends up focussing on food. If you eat whatever you like, then your life doesn't need to revolve around food.
elysive
2013-08-19 09:25:35 AM  
1 vote:

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.


I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.
Braggi
2013-08-19 08:10:05 AM  
1 vote:
Where do they find these people?
Jim_Callahan
2013-08-19 06:29:19 AM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: Butterface?


Not really, she looks her age but she looks fine.
Mugato [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 06:04:10 AM  
1 vote:
Well at least she isn't a self absorbed attention whore. Oh wait, she is.
Oldiron_79
2013-08-19 05:59:00 AM  
1 vote:

proteus_b: iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30

ok, let's not get carried away here...

On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!


I never understood the appeal of obvious bleach blondes. Not saying Id turn a hot girl down because of bleach blonde hair, but I like brunettes and natural blondes either one like eleventy times better than a bleach blonde.
Bendal
2013-08-19 05:26:00 AM  
1 vote:

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg


I wouldn't even say that her face looked 50; I clicked on TFA expecting to see a woman with a stunning figure and a nasty face, and was very surprised. I'd give her more than a second look if I saw her in person. Of course I'm older than her by a few years so maybe that's coloring my judgement, too.

/not bad looking at all
//would hit
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 04:36:52 AM  
1 vote:
Some women over age 45 feel the need to validate their sexual attractiveness.

And in order to do so, they start with Botox. Geez, lady, you can't even smile naturally.
20/20
2013-08-19 04:29:03 AM  
1 vote:
She looks fine to me. All you farkers complaining about her looks would be lucky to have someone like her when you're her age.
Oldiron_79
2013-08-19 04:26:45 AM  
1 vote:
I'LL bet the top of her head still looks 20
beer4breakfast
2013-08-19 04:23:11 AM  
1 vote:
If it didn't lack cleverness it would make a good Onion article.
powhound
2013-08-19 03:54:06 AM  
1 vote:
she should stop complaining and hike up that dress a tad or two
elbriley
2013-08-19 03:51:48 AM  
1 vote:
As long as she doesn't tell me about her grand kids or recites butterscotch recipes, I'm good to go...
iheartscotch
2013-08-19 03:50:24 AM  
1 vote:
Looks around slowly....

I'd do it. For SCIENCE!

/ and all of you would too; she looks great for 50; hell, she'd look great if she was 30
snuff3r
2013-08-19 01:54:15 AM  
1 vote:
First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.
ShawnDoc
2013-08-18 11:42:41 PM  
1 vote:
For once a Daily Mail "hottie" link actually shows a woman who isn't completely hideous. Hell must be freezing over.
skatedrifter
2013-08-18 08:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
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MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-08-18 08:29:32 PM  
1 vote:
She should just kill herself before the disappointment grows unbearable
 
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