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(Daily Mail)   Fifty-year-old blonde hottie complains about being skinny: 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face' (w/pics)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-08-19 01:32:07 PM  
Do her doggy style. No need to look at her face.
2013-08-19 01:38:21 PM  

vudukungfu: In Vermont, that is a trophy wife.

Exactly. It's come down to this. Western women have gotten so fat that a normal/healthy weight one is a rare and elusive prize.
2013-08-19 01:50:49 PM  
1) That is a fine looking 50.

2) Hell, I'd hit that in my 20's just for the experience.

That said, she's an attention whore.
2013-08-19 02:02:20 PM  
Bathed and brought to my bunk.
2013-08-19 02:42:31 PM  
'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

I probably resemble this remark. So how the fark does she know that they're looking at her from behind, since they're too horrified to look anymore when they see her face? And what utter horseshiat, to complain about how hard it is to be thin when you're old. If I didn't want to be skinny, I"d gain some weight--but I happen to like staying on the thin side and keeping my long hair, even if it doesn't look as good as when you get older. I earned the lines on my face.

/I looked at my ass the other day--not too bad for an old broad. But it ain't 25 anymore, either.
2013-08-19 03:44:13 PM  
Samantha Brick?  Reading the headline and seeing the source, I thought it was going to be another Samantha Brick article.  Not sure if disappointed.
2013-08-19 04:28:59 PM  
Oh, Julia Stephenson? I thought you meant Juliet Stevenson.
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2013-08-19 08:41:41 PM  
I know how that feels.

I look horrified too.

2013-08-19 08:45:56 PM  
Hey, that guy from Penny Arcade was right.

John Romero was a pretty hot chick in her hey day:

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2013-08-19 10:53:30 PM  
She's correct about the comments.  Folks, even close friends, have no problem remarking on my build.  But should I dare comment on their structure, all hell would break loose.  I didn't choose to be this thin.  I eat ice cream every night to keep weight on, or it falls away.  It's not a brag.  Any weight problem is, indeed, a problem.  I'm not thin just to piss you off.  I will be 50 in a few years and am so glad that my 220# husband loves me just the way I am.
2013-08-20 12:24:57 AM  
That whiny old broad should just be happy about how fit she it.  If they guys don't like it when they see her face that is easily solved.  Just wear a bag or work the more dimly lit bars.
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