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2013-08-18 11:46:15 PM  
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2013-08-18 10:35:09 PM  
2 votes:
Growing up here we only had access to Gattuso noodle cups. I was eating one in grade 10(chicken flavor iirc) at one of the tables when suddenly my fork arm was knocked in mid-bite. Thinking nothing of it, I continued eating. When it happened the second time I stopped eating and watched the culprit(supposed 'friend' from all the way back to kindergarden) circle the long table and sit himself down in the seat facing me, smiling all the while.
 Without even taking a second to reconsider, I immediately threw the rest of my Gattuso directly into his chest, which was adorned at the time with his nice, brand new xmas sweater. His white german pasty face and big ears turned a bright crimson red, at which point I cried out 'Look everyone, it's Rudolph!'

 Ahh, highschool, how I miss thee.

Anyway, point is, when he made me spill my cup-o-noodles a second time, throwing the rest at him felt GODDAMN FINE oh yes it did.
2013-08-18 10:06:10 PM  
2 votes:
Cup o noodles is prison slang for buttsex.
2013-08-18 05:24:41 PM  
2 votes:
Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.
2013-08-18 11:12:41 PM  
1 vote:
'93 or '94 Airport HS, SC: A kid was shot in the neck after his friend knocked his sandwich out his hands and unto the ground leading to an argument over the cost of the sandwich.

'97 Broad River Correctional Institute, SC: A prison riot broke out and two guards were taken hostage after a guard grabbed the arm of an inmate stopping the inmate from giving away his fruit cup.

2013 we have this juvenile prison riot over a basketball game bet involving cup o noodles.

How many lives are going to be changed forever before we start the war on food fights?  We need to make Hollywood responsible for creating a culture of violent food fighters.  Sure it looks all innocent the way it started by throwing pies on screen, but it didn't end there did it?  No, it escalated from one movie to the next.  They made light of it in One of the Guys and we said nothing, we need to speak up now.

/silliness over
//the incidents from the 90's really did happen
2013-08-18 10:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
"Where did they get the material to start the fire? Why weren't they watched?" said parent, Jill Elkington.

Ah yes, the ole "Take no responsibilty. Deflect fault. Someone else is to blame" defence
Works everytime

Put Joe in charge
Spend about $30,000 to replace those buildings
This is how those animals should be living from now on

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2013-08-18 10:26:14 PM  
1 vote:
Nectar of the GODS

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2013-08-18 10:13:51 PM  
1 vote:
Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a cup o' noodles. Suddenly someone'll say, like, cup, or noodles, or cup o' noodles out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
2013-08-18 10:10:54 PM  
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"Where did they get the material to start the fire? Why weren't they watched?" said parent, Jill Elkington.

It was a riot, farkwit.  No doubt the kids out-number the staff, probably something like 5-1 or higher...

With parents this retarded, is there any surprise these kids are in this position?
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