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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Since it works so well for the phone companies, power companies are going to start offering customers free nights, free weekends and pre-paid plans   ( adn.com) divider line
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2013-08-18 05:25:14 PM  
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Faps_in_the_kitchen: So what is preventing me from charging a bank of batteries on my free nights and weekends and powering my house off of those during pay hours?

what is preventing you?

the small clause in the contract you signed.

the LARGE PRINT giveth, and the small print taketh away.
2013-08-18 05:21:24 PM  
1 vote:
if you think Banks/credit cards/insurance companies have been giving your ass a good plowing, wait until your power company joins in on the action.  they are hot and ready for ya'.

stay tuned, Freedom lovers.
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