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(Daily Dot)   Patton Oswalt spent the day trolling his followers with strategically-cut two-part Twitter messages that imply (...) Patton Oswalt is a racist, sexist, homophobic kiddy-diddler. Some people just can't handle the truth   ( dailydot.com) divider line
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2013-08-18 03:10:46 AM  
3 votes:

I've never forgiven that asshole for killing Kennedy, and I never will.
2013-08-18 11:36:39 AM  
2 votes:
Oh man, this is hilarious, let me give it a try.  Okay...  Captain Throat Punch loves giant cocks in his mouth
2013-08-17 10:51:58 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-17 10:49:29 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-17 10:48:54 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-18 11:37:25 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-18 10:32:11 AM  
1 vote:
How's your hole...family
2013-08-18 09:43:52 AM  
1 vote:
I heartily endorse this event or product.
2013-08-18 09:41:25 AM  
1 vote:

The Great EZE: Gunderson: I like Patton Oswalt, I follow him on Twitter, but I have the feeling he thinks he is more important than he actually is.

He thinks the entire profession of comedy is more important that it is. It's pretty obvious how fascinated he is by the art of crafting a joke. And, to that end, I'm happy he was able to find a line of work he was destined to have. But he seems to think the average comedy club goer is similarly interested in knowing how the sausage is made and has serious thoughts on which comedian is better than another or if punchline A "works" better than punchline B. I'm not saying he's wrong for being excited about his passion, but he's yet to reach the point where he knows it's okay if his fans don't share the passion.

And yet, his net worth ... and your net worth...
2013-08-18 04:07:18 AM  
1 vote:
jews.. They're kind of lame actually. I hate the black ones. All the blacks are disgusting actually. Someone really needs to get rid of all of them World would be a better place.
2013-08-18 04:05:02 AM  
1 vote:
That was awesome! I was just going to go for a snack when I read that. I kind if felt like having jellybeans, or I kinda want jube-
2013-08-18 01:56:41 AM  
1 vote:
I've seen this before:
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2013-08-18 01:19:32 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-17 11:49:03 PM  
1 vote:
Watch out. That guy is sneaky. He'll pull a knife out of his boot and stab you with it.
2013-08-17 11:36:51 PM  
1 vote:

TuteTibiImperes: Is the 'clumsy change' one an autocorrect failure?  I mean, I get the two part tweet joke, but I can't figure out WTF he means by 'clumsy change' if not 'climate change'.

I'm pretty sure you've hit it right on the node.
2013-08-17 11:18:12 PM  
1 vote:
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