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(JSOnline)   This just in: People are assholes whether they're driving, walking or riding bikes   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Milwaukee, E. Irving Place, right of ways, Old Milwaukee, pedestrian safety, personal injury lawyer, crosswalks, traffic officer  
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4066 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2013 at 12:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-17 12:18:16 PM  
4 votes:

cheezitmojo: That's nothin'! I once saw a guy be an asshole while sitting on a couch!

You know my Pop too huh?
2013-08-17 11:38:21 AM  
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2013-08-17 01:05:13 PM  
2 votes:
A couple of weeks ago one of the local cyclists learned his lesson the hard way.

I was legally crossing the street with the signal in the middle of a crowd of about 20 people when a cyclist decided to blow the red light.  I guess he was used to people in crosswalks getting out of his way.  Most everyone did.  Except for me.

I should mention that I'm enormous.  In situations like this physics usually works in my favor.

He ricocheted off of me like one of those ragdoll apps and skidded across two lanes of traffic on his Urban Outfitters fake messenger bag.  If he had a laptop in there, he doesn't anymore.  I wasn't hurt at all.  I think he was mostly OK, except for butthurt and road rash.  I could hear him screaming four-letter words at me as I continued walking across the street.

I can only hope he at least starts slowing down at traffic lights now.
2013-08-17 01:34:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-17 01:20:01 PM  
1 vote:

Fade2black: ...but mainly riding bikes.

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2013-08-17 12:39:51 PM  
1 vote:
This just in: People are assholes whether they're driving, walking or riding bikes
2013-08-17 12:35:30 PM  
1 vote:

crotchgrabber: ultraholland: but the biggest asshole are on rollerblades


Segway riders, rollerbladers, pedestrians, cyclists and motorists.  Know what they all have in common?  People.  People are assholes.

...but mainly Fade2black:
2013-08-17 12:22:05 PM  
1 vote:
hmm, there's a crosswalk 30 feet away at that intersection but I'd rather cross... RIGHT HERE!  HAHA!  Don't hit me or I get to sue you! AHAHAHA!
2013-08-17 12:16:52 PM  
1 vote:
That's nothin'! I once saw a guy be an asshole while sitting on a couch!
2013-08-17 12:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
I've been thinking about putting my GoPro on my bike and filming my commute. After about a week or two I could probably splice together some Youtube videos of "What not to do as a pedestrian" What not to do as a driver" and "What not to do as a cyclist" Of course, there will be yakkity sax.

Car, bike, feet... we're all assholes.
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