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(Outside The Redzone)   The Jets will be stuck with Mark Sanchez, the Eagles will be stuck with Vick and it turns out that Buffalo, Cleveland and get this, Jacksonville still have NFL franchises   ( divider line
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1375 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Aug 2013 at 2:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-15 01:44:25 PM  
2 votes:
If by "stuck with Vick" you mean "forced to keep him under contract as a Physically Unable to Perform player who forgot he's no longer a 25-year-old physical marvel whose speed and strength enabled him to overcome his lack of actual football talent and tried to make a move in week one that got him Malachi Crunched by two 350-pound defensive tackles and who now tells his brother Marcus to shut up through a series of complicated blinks and grunts," then, yes.
2013-08-15 08:36:27 PM  
1 vote:
So is this the game thread?
2013-08-15 06:29:40 PM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: I have to be the only person not named Foles rooting for Nick Foles to win the QB battle in Philly. I don't know why, but I just like him as a QB more.

You're not the only one.  A lot of Giants, Redskins and Cowboys fans are also rooting for him.

//they're rooting for Matt Barkley
2013-08-15 02:54:48 PM  
1 vote:
So, basically for Browns fans, play the old second year quarterback because there ain't going to be much winning this year. So, we'll have to look forward to the important things, like

- Trent Richardson's first injury during the season: Over/Under 1 game.
- Next suspension for violations of the drug policy: Over/Under 4 games.
- Owner turning over team to father so Owner can deal with legal issues: Over/under 8 games.
2013-08-15 02:21:16 PM  
1 vote:
The worst news a Patriots fan can hear: the starting quarterback won't be ready for week 1.

The worst news a Jets fan can hear: their starting quarterback will be ready.
2013-08-15 02:07:36 PM  
1 vote:

Tom_Slick: cameroncrazy1984: Mangoose: Buffalo still has a team? Did they get it back after losing it to another town or have they had it this whole time?

Buffalo averaged 65,000 fans with a 6-10 team in 2012. I'd say we still have a team. Unlike Tampa or Miami, who consistently rank lower despite better weather.

How many games a year do they play in Canada?

How many games a year do the Rams play in England?
2013-08-15 02:06:59 PM  
1 vote:
I keep hearing rumors about Arizona having a franchise, too.  Weird.
2013-08-15 02:04:44 PM  
1 vote:
Oh yeah, they've got uniforms and everything, it's really great.
2013-08-15 12:47:58 PM  
1 vote:
Buffalo still has a team? Did they get it back after losing it to another town or have they had it this whole time?
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