LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT IMPACT WRESTLING, BROTHER.  TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FREE PAY-PER-VIEW.  THAT'S LIKE A TOTAL OXYMORON, BUT THE ONLY MORONS IN THIS BUSINESS ARE WORKING AT TITAN TOWERS IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, MAN.  CAUSE VINCE MCMAHON'S NEVER THROWN A WRESTLING CARD LIKE THIS, MAN.  BULLY RAY, BULLY RAY'S GONNA BE IN THE MAIN EVENT, MAN, AND HE'S GONNA BE FIGHTIN' THE MIGHTY MIDGET CHRIS SABIN.  AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY CHRIS, I JUST MEAN YOU'RE LIKE 5'3, AND IF I HAD MY WAY, YOU'D NEVER SEE THE INSIDE OF A WRESTLING RING EVER AGAIN, DUDE.  YOU'D BE CLEANIN' OUT CHIMNEYS, CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?  SO THAT'S WHY WE'RE GIVING YOU MORE THAN ONE MATCH TONIGHT.  WE'RE GIVING YOU SAMOA JOE.  AND, AND, AND VELVET SKY.  PUT THESE DUDES ON ANY CARD IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH AND THEY'RE SLAMMIN ANDRE IN FRONT OF NINETY-THREE-THOUSAND SCREAMIN' FANS, JUST LIKE I DID BACK AT WRESTLEMANIA VI.  AND ANDRE MAN, HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID "DON'T HURT ME, BROTHER".  BUT HULK HOGAN DOESN'T CARE WHAT FRENCHIES HAVE TO THINK.  AND THAT'S WHY IMPACT WRESTLING DOESN'T HIRE FRENCH PEOPLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HULK HOGAN, DUDES.  IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW BLOOD TO RISE UP AT HARDCORE JUSTICE--THE STINGS, THE RIC FLAIRS, THE ERIC BISCHOFFS--AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF.  WE'RE GONNA WORK EVERY SHOW LIKE IT'S OUR LAST ONE.  WE'RE GONNA WORK IT LIKE WE'RE GOIN' OUT OF BUSINESS.  SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN IMPACT WRESTLING AND BANKRUPTCY, RUN WILD, ON YOUUUUUUUUUU?