xanadian: Poor Nicholas Cage Bruce Springsteen...
megarian: YeaaaaaaaahMy dick is on fiiiire
NutWrench: My penis has never been the subject of an official investigation by the Department of Justice.And frankly, I'm a little insulted./because it's a rather nice penis//so it's their loss.
MBooda: Pen is on fire?[i.imgur.com image 452x505]/it's still mightier
berylman: I actually believe his story... sorta. No excuse for whipping it out while seated though. Doesn't the FBI have better things to do?
Bit'O'Gristle: Peppermint oil on my penis? It's more likely than you think.
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