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(Fox Sports)   Hello. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. After this season I no longer have a Nascar sprint cup ride. Prepare to die   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Juan Pablo Montoya, Pablo Montoya, Sprint Cup, Champ Car, NASCAR, EGR, Ganassi Racing, Chip Ganassi  
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2013-08-13 10:41:00 PM  
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bluorangefyre: Plus he's Colombian. Surely he owns a coffee field and is making money left and right from that.

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It is in these hills where Juan Montoya and his trusty goat gather coffee beans every morning.
2013-08-14 01:30:39 AM  
2 votes:

Shelbyville: That's what he gets for messing around with the real Murricans in their NASCAR.

I still say that it would be more interesting to put up a lawn chair on the side of the local interstate and watch cars go by rather than watch NASCAR drivers go in circles for 8 hours.

So what you are sayin is, that the real fun of being multuicultural and well travelled is trollin NASCAR threads on the intarwebs?
2013-08-14 06:51:40 AM  
1 vote:
Hey NASCAR, if you are looking for a replacement, I can run a highly tuned precision machine into a giant, slow, explosive object with the best of them.  PICK ME!

/ just ask my wife.  go on, ask her.
2013-08-14 12:06:28 AM  
1 vote:

smerfnablin: I hope JPM takes Jeff Gordon's seat...

2013-08-13 09:40:03 PM  
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2013-08-13 05:54:12 PM  
1 vote:
Jet dryers everywhere breathe a sigh of relief
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