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(My Fox Detroit)   Bra sizes of all Detroit female cops emailed to all Detroit police officers. To Protect, Lift and Serve indeed   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Detroit, bra sizes, Detroit Police Department, excel spreadsheet  
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8851 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2013 at 9:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-13 09:55:48 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-08-13 09:53:35 AM  
3 votes:
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No, I said "Just the facts, ma'am", not "All the mam facts"!
2013-08-13 09:26:21 AM  
3 votes:
"Police sources said about three weeks ago, Commander Dwayne Love was asked to notify the officers that their bullet proof vests were ready to be picked up."

Picture of Commander Love:

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/When he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing.

2013-08-13 09:26:19 AM  
3 votes:
Is this a bust?
2013-08-13 10:03:02 AM  
2 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Yeah, that's pretty bad.  They could even things out, of course, by emailing around the dick sizes of all the men on the force.

That would be a short read.
2013-08-13 09:36:20 AM  
2 votes:

Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

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Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties
2013-08-13 09:25:46 AM  
2 votes:
So has the perpetrator been busted?
2013-08-13 11:36:37 AM  
1 vote:

Scuttlebutt: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties

Very true.

/breakfast titties

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2013-08-13 11:03:21 AM  
1 vote:
Considering that many US cops are so very fat, the men will have cups sizes listed as well, no?
2013-08-13 10:58:15 AM  
1 vote:
I like that it comes as a spreadsheet, and includes height and weight in addition to cup size.

You could add a body mass index column. And a column that compares BMI to cup size. And sort by that.

Does it have phone numbers?
2013-08-13 09:54:21 AM  
1 vote:

turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

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Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

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2013-08-13 09:45:50 AM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: Is this (some kind of) bust?

Why, yes it's quite impressive.
2013-08-13 09:34:51 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE

You sure about that?

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2013-08-13 09:28:19 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-13 09:24:52 AM  
1 vote:
Detroit can afford cops?  And those cops can afford bras?
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