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(The Smoking Gun)   What does Big Green Shrek, The Atlanta Braves and Tattooed Hair Helmets the have in common? Find out with this week's Smoking Gun Mugshot Round-up   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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7480 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2013 at 10:04 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-12 08:17:45 PM  
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2013-08-12 09:01:24 PM  
Arrested for DUI.

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And distributing guns to the Brutals
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2013-08-12 09:28:09 PM  
Shrek, nooooo!
 
2013-08-12 09:30:25 PM  
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2013-08-12 09:35:25 PM  
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2013-08-12 09:40:08 PM  
Penis?
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2013-08-12 10:07:47 PM  
Fark, not a looker in the bunch.
 
2013-08-12 10:11:53 PM  
minnkat:

Done in one.

I shake a tiny fist in applauding rage over that animation.
 
2013-08-12 10:12:40 PM  

rnatalie: Fark, not a looker in the bunch.


This. I feel gypped, TSG.
 
2013-08-12 10:12:49 PM  

rnatalie: Fark, not a looker in the bunch.


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She might be hot. Maybe.

How does the police department consider keeping a picture with a blurry hand covering most of the face a valid public record of arrest? Can't they TRY to take one more picture?
 
2013-08-12 10:13:19 PM  
I don't think subby could have farked up that headline more if he or she tried.
 
2013-08-12 10:13:53 PM  
Pretty sure that's Bama, not Atlanta.
 
2013-08-12 10:13:53 PM  
Actually that's a University of Alabama Crimson Tide logo on the dude's eye, not an Atlanta Braves logo.
 
2013-08-12 10:14:32 PM  

EngineerAU: Actually that's a University of Alabama Crimson Tide logo on the dude's eye, not an Atlanta Braves logo.


A tie!
 
2013-08-12 10:17:19 PM  
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If I can't see you, you can't see me!
 
2013-08-12 10:17:53 PM  
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2013-08-12 10:18:05 PM  

cedarpark: She might be hot. Maybe.


This right here, folks, is what I call serious dedication to Mugshot fapping.

I salute you.
 
2013-08-12 10:20:05 PM  
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2013-08-12 10:21:27 PM  

libranoelrose: cedarpark: She might be hot. Maybe.

This right here, folks, is what I call serious dedication to Mugshot fapping.

I salute you.


The more I look at the pic, though, I get the sneaking suspicion that it might be a dude.
 
2013-08-12 10:22:12 PM  
Charges: He ran, he ran so far away.


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2013-08-12 10:22:12 PM  
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2013-08-12 10:22:28 PM  
Yikes.  Not a looker in the bunch.  I've seen more attractive mugshots in a Florida prostitution sting.
 
2013-08-12 10:23:08 PM  

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/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-08-12 10:23:15 PM  
Hey, go easy. These poor people could be anyone here. Except me.
 
2013-08-12 10:23:56 PM  

Sliding Carp: Arrested for DUI.


I'm 39 years old and what is this?
 
2013-08-12 10:24:45 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Pretty sure that's Bama, not Atlanta.


Came here for this, glad to know everyone is ready for some football
 
2013-08-12 10:28:29 PM  
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You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know, love will save the day
 
2013-08-12 10:29:36 PM  

cedarpark: libranoelrose: cedarpark: She might be hot. Maybe.

This right here, folks, is what I call serious dedication to Mugshot fapping.

I salute you.

The more I look at the pic, though, I get the sneaking suspicion that it might be a dude.


I notice nothing in your reply that might lead me to believe the fapping has stopped, only that you are still looking...
 
2013-08-12 10:30:32 PM  

a particular individual: Hey, go easy. These poor people could be anyone here. Except me.


I think I know a particular individual.

It's nice to see a friendly face.
 
2013-08-12 10:31:31 PM  

SkylineRecords: Rapmaster2000: Pretty sure that's Bama, not Atlanta.

Came here for this, glad to know everyone is ready for some football


Yes, just remember the 'Bama "A" is the one with the mullet, not the Braves.
 
2013-08-12 10:32:16 PM  
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It's Venturestein!

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PWO-TI-TOOOOOOO!
 
2013-08-12 10:32:48 PM  
I dunno. That chick with the bandage over her mouth might clean up nice.

Remove her mouth herpes. And send her to my chambers.
 
2013-08-12 10:37:21 PM  

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I look nothing like this!!!
 
2013-08-12 10:42:52 PM  
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ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

Typical Bammer...
 
2013-08-12 10:43:16 PM  
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I see why.
 
2013-08-12 10:47:37 PM  
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2013-08-12 10:50:54 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Pretty sure that's Bama, not Atlanta.


this
 
2013-08-12 11:02:24 PM  

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#14 also has the Anthony Weiner puff-out-the-lips thing going on.
 
2013-08-12 11:07:50 PM  

FrancoFile: #14 also has the Anthony Weiner puff-out-the-lips thing going on.


Oh yeah I see it.
 
2013-08-12 11:10:35 PM  
At what point in his life did this guy think any of this was a good idea?

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2013-08-12 11:13:54 PM  

whatshisname: At what point in his life did this guy think any of this was a good idea?

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omfg... that isn't a photoshop?

/walks away, feeling really bad for humanity
 
2013-08-12 11:19:18 PM  
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2013-08-12 11:20:42 PM  
Penis is there.   RIGHT NOW

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2013-08-12 11:29:45 PM  

whatshisname: At what point in his life did this guy think any of this was a good idea?

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Wow Mike Nussbaum's career has really turned to shiat since MIB
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2013-08-12 11:37:52 PM  

whatshisname: At what point in his life did this guy think any of this was a good idea?

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I think he was the victim of a prank.  My theory is that someone he knew got drunk with him, started to shave his head, then drew the lines with a sharpie.  Dude wakes up, gets pissed off and drives off in a drunken huff, and gets DUI.
 
2013-08-12 11:40:36 PM  

cedarpark: rnatalie: Fark, not a looker in the bunch.

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She might be hot. Maybe.

How does the police department consider keeping a picture with a blurry hand covering most of the face a valid public record of arrest? Can't they TRY to take one more picture?


A lot of the shots that show up in the roundup are questionable for identification purposes. I wonder if we're just getting the outtakes sometimes.
 
2013-08-12 11:41:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Penis?
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She looks...happy?
 
2013-08-12 11:53:48 PM  
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2013-08-13 12:15:10 AM  
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Looks like a cheap version of Lady Stark from Game of Thrones.

/Lots of butt-hurt looks in these photos
//might be more after the trial
 
2013-08-13 12:17:40 AM  
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