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		Bernard Madoff was in a love triangle with a former employee. Which is no surprise since without triangles you can't make a pyramid ( huffingtonpost.com)		44
		More: Followup, Bernie Madoff, U.S., Preet Bharara, Bharara, George Perez

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nmrsnr

2013-08-12 08:02:18 AM

Challenge accepted

Mike_LowELL

2013-08-12 08:26:44 AM

nmrsnr: Challenge accepted

Whomever built that needs to get laid. What a tryhard.

The Muthaship

2013-08-12 08:42:26 AM

Was it bizarre?

d23

2013-08-12 08:51:09 AM

Thinking of Madoff having sex.. uh.. can't make it...

tnpir

2013-08-12 08:51:33 AM

d23

2013-08-12 08:52:38 AM

and yeah, you Joy Division/N.O. fans...

darth_badger

2013-08-12 08:53:58 AM

He farked a lot more people than that.

Lost Thought 00

2013-08-12 08:57:30 AM

Technically, the pyramids are constructed from a series of trapezoidal polyhedra

Oldiron_79

2013-08-12 08:57:54 AM

But was his mistress hot?

Paris1127

2013-08-12 09:08:48 AM

nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

Challenge accepted

Also:

Mercutio74

2013-08-12 09:13:38 AM

Ok, if no one else is going to do it, I will. Madoff ran a Ponzi scam not a pyramid scheme.

Fissile

2013-08-12 09:17:17 AM

I've seen the pictures of these women(can't be bothered to go find them now), and none of them are beauties, or look like they can be any fun at all. Have you ever seen his ex interviewed? No barrel of laughs there. Sad really. Despite all that money, his game is so bad, he still couldn't get a hot, or interesting, woman.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club

2013-08-12 09:18:00 AM

Mercutio74: Ok, if no one else is going to do it, I will. Madoff ran a Ponzi scam not a pyramid scheme.

You leave Henry Winkler outta this.

R.A.Danny

2013-08-12 09:18:07 AM

Mercutio74: Ok, if no one else is going to do it, I will. Madoff ran a Ponzi scam not a pyramid scheme.

That isn't as funny.

Archie Goodwin

2013-08-12 09:28:49 AM

Every pyramid scheme needs a mummy in it.

quickdraw

2013-08-12 09:36:49 AM

d23: Thinking of Madoff having sex.. uh.. can't make it...

[goodlivinontap.com image 142x139]

Perhaps this pic of the likely lass will help.

TeDDD

2013-08-12 09:38:22 AM

Paris1127: nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

Challenge accepted

Also:
[verbo.se image 780x637]

The base is a square, and the sides are...?

The Irresponsible Captain

2013-08-12 09:49:24 AM

/Subby owes me some mindbleach

ows

2013-08-12 09:50:16 AM

I know what a cankle is, but a neckle?

The Muthaship

2013-08-12 09:51:52 AM

Cankle is a combination of ankle and calf.

This woman has a noulder.

Wasn't Looking at his Neck

2013-08-12 09:57:00 AM

"VILL YOU SHUTUP ABOUT THE TRIANGLES?!?"

MBooda

2013-08-12 10:03:25 AM

You know what else you need triangles to make?

Jesus built my hybrid

2013-08-12 10:07:34 AM

I thought the pyramids were built out of stone blocks.

IMSwim80

2013-08-12 10:14:44 AM

TeDDD: Paris1127: nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

Challenge accepted

Also:
[verbo.se image 780x637]

The base is a square, and the sides are...?

Sloped.

varmitydog

2013-08-12 10:17:49 AM

Madoff's former mistress, Sheryl Weinstein.
A married woman, she lost all her family's money to his scam.

Magorn

2013-08-12 10:21:14 AM

Fissile: I've seen the pictures of these women(can't be bothered to go find them now), and none of them are beauties, or look like they can be any fun at all. Have you ever seen his ex interviewed? No barrel of laughs there. Sad really. Despite all that money, his game is so bad, he still couldn't get a hot, or interesting, woman.

you are assuming it's a woman.

Still, it likely was:
Eric Breslin, a lawyer for former investment advisory employee Joann Crupi, said he didn't know which defendant was in the purported "love triangle."

"It's just kind of strange," Breslin said of the filing.

Besides Crupi, the defendants include former operations manager Daniel Bonventre, former investment advisory employee Annette Bongiorno, and former computer programmers Jerome O'Hara and George Perez.

Now, of those job titles, which one sounds like a made up position where no real work is required that you give to a mistress when you keep her on the payroll?

MBooda

2013-08-12 10:27:36 AM

groppet

2013-08-12 10:31:41 AM

varmitydog: [www.macmillanspeakers.com image 172x258][media1.s-nbcnews.com image 474x329]
Madoff's former mistress, Sheryl Weinstein.
A married woman, she lost all her family's money to his scam.

Damn double farked her. What did he do when they were done? Poop on the floor and wipe his butt with her curtins?

I think in the grand scheme of things adultery aint the worst thing he has done.

Skywolf Philosopher

2013-08-12 10:31:54 AM

Hahaha ow my shoulder. Good one, subby

grivas

2013-08-12 11:15:40 AM

She looks like Ana Gasteyer playing Martha Stewart. It's not a good thing.

BalugaJoe

2013-08-12 11:49:25 AM

Full Pyramid.

NostroZ

2013-08-12 12:04:08 PM

Fark Madoff & Fark the government for putting ONLY HIM in jail in the entire 2008 financial scandal.

He was NOT EVEN RELATED to it!

He bilked old Jews in Florida out of their hard earned pension money, as well as Israelis (Technion had a large endowment w/him).

Farkers should be jumping for JOY at Madoff... he went after their most hated state (both Florida & Israel).

/Typical... hold up a minority as a token scapegoat and business as usual again.
//Did the S&P get investigated for grading AAA on crap? NO!
///Did Country-Wide employees go to jail? NO!!! But Madoff... oh him... we got him!

k2rider

2013-08-12 12:35:06 PM

Magorn: Fissile: I've seen the pictures of these women(can't be bothered to go find them now), and none of them are beauties, or look like they can be any fun at all. Have you ever seen his ex interviewed? No barrel of laughs there. Sad really. Despite all that money, his game is so bad, he still couldn't get a hot, or interesting, woman.

you are assuming it's a woman.

Still, it likely was:
Eric Breslin, a lawyer for former investment advisory employee Joann Crupi, said he didn't know which defendant was in the purported "love triangle."

"It's just kind of strange," Breslin said of the filing.

Besides Crupi, the defendants include former operations manager Daniel Bonventre, former investment advisory employee Annette Bongiorno, and former computer programmers Jerome O'Hara and George Perez.

Now, of those job titles, which one sounds like a made up position where no real work is required that you give to a mistress when you keep her on the payroll?

TFA says three men and two women. Four were in relationships with one another. So if those four were in heterosexual relationships, then there's a man out (or in, as it were).

Oh please let that be true.

YixilTesiphon

2013-08-12 01:06:31 PM

NostroZ: Fark Madoff & Fark the government for putting ONLY HIM in jail in the entire 2008 financial scandal.

He was NOT EVEN RELATED to it!

He bilked old Jews in Florida out of their hard earned pension money, as well as Israelis (Technion had a large endowment w/him).

Farkers should be jumping for JOY at Madoff... he went after their most hated state (both Florida & Israel).

/Typical... hold up a minority as a token scapegoat and business as usual again.
//Did the S&P get investigated for grading AAA on crap? NO!
///Did Country-Wide employees go to jail? NO!!! But Madoff... oh him... we got him!

Calm down.

NostroZ

2013-08-12 01:12:31 PM

YixilTesiphon: Farkers should be jumping for JOY at Madoff... he went after their most hated state (both Florida & Israel).

/Typical... hold up a minority as a token scapegoat and business as usual again.
//Did the S&P get investigated for grading AAA on crap? NO!
///Did Country-Wide employees go to jail? NO!!! But Madoff... oh him... we got him!

Calm down.

When one of 'your people' is held up as a scapegoat for a financial melt-down he did not cause... we'll see how you feel, buddy.

Especially when that person screwed trusting old Jewish people and an Israeli college of their money. Yeah... nice justice system we have here in America.

The media is complicit in this circle jerk too... holding him up as some sort of important person the government caught... his OWN SONS ratted him out for fark sakes.

o'really

2013-08-12 02:51:56 PM

Oldiron_79: But was his mistress hot?

Daily fail has pix of the ladies and, yeah, um, theyre pretty hideous.

ArcadianRefugee

2013-08-12 03:10:24 PM

How is that a triangle? Don't triangles require three points, each connected to each of the other two? Unless Bernie and this employee were also both farking a third person, it's not a triangle, just a wedge or something. A "V"? Something. But not a triangle.

IMSwim80: TeDDD: Paris1127: nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

Challenge accepted

Also:
[verbo.se image 780x637]

The base is a square, and the sides are...?

Sloped.

Racist.

PunGent

2013-08-12 03:16:44 PM

Were you not paying attention?

Most of what happened during the '08 meltdown was perfectly legal...thanks to neoconservatives and spineless Democrats repealing banking safeguards that had worked just fine since the Great Depression. (Glass-Steagal, etc)

Hate bankers all you want...I'll help...and despise the pols who bailed them out...I'm right there with ya...but most of that crap wasn't illegal.

Idiotic, amoral, expensive, easily prevented, and counter-productive...but not illegal.

daemoncan

2013-08-12 03:30:59 PM

Screw you triangle thief!

NostroZ

2013-08-12 03:46:24 PM

PunGent: Were you not paying attention?

Most of what happened during the '08 meltdown was perfectly legal...thanks to neoconservatives and spineless Democrats repealing banking safeguards that had worked just fine since the Great Depression. (Glass-Steagal, etc)

Hate bankers all you want...I'll help...and despise the pols who bailed them out...I'm right there with ya...but most of that crap wasn't illegal.

Idiotic, amoral, expensive, easily prevented, and counter-productive...but not illegal.

I was paying attention... I wrote my state representative about bringing back the Glass-Steagal act that would prohibit banks from playing Vegas with our savings.

I got a very nice and detailed letter back... which included references to my High School activities (no doubt from research in my year book)... boy, that was a fun experience with Democracy.

Loaf's Tray

2013-08-12 04:06:13 PM

nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

Challenge accepted

Loaf's Tray

2013-08-12 04:08:07 PM

Mercutio74: Ok, if no one else is going to do it, I will. Madoff ran a Ponzi scam not a pyramid scheme.

EYYYYYYYYYY...pedant-a-mundo!

ArcadianRefugee

2013-08-12 04:37:17 PM

Loaf's Tray: nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

Challenge accepted

[upload.wikimedia.org image 230x154]

Holy hell. I remember that game....

Go Fornicate Without a Partner

2013-08-12 09:25:35 PM

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