The Stealth Hippopotamus: The President of the United States is never on vacation. Ever.I don't care if he is in Crawford or Martha's Vineyard.
Englebert Slaptyback: Even if you think he deserves a vacayI think subby deserves a groinpunch for using "vacay".
bigsmellypenis: How is it news when the president takes the same vacation to the same place as every other president?...just curious
fireclown: i'll start the criticism: this is during the BIGGEST TERRURIST THREAT EVAR! Or so I'm told. I would like to humbly suggest that this is exactly the kind of time that a president should be hunkered near the batphone with his advisers.
HiFiGuy: I don't think the President can just check into a Best Western.
monoski: Will the entire navy be surrounding the island? Tune into Fox News to find out.
EyeballKid: Englebert Slaptyback: Even if you think he deserves a vacayI think subby deserves a groinpunch for using "vacay".I'm fine with a shortened version of the word "vacation," since few Americans get a full-length one from their employers, anyway."KEEP WORKING, PLEBES!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OFF-TIME THE WORKERS GET IN MUMBAI? 15 MINUTES A YEAR, AND THAT'S NOT PAID FOR AT THEIR RATE OF 7 CENTS A DAY!"
Bomb Head Mohammed: pro tip: anybody who uses the phrase "hell no", "hell yes", or some "hells" variation of those can safely be ignored always.
ZzeusS: Read about this earlier. This time they are blocking off some local roads. 'lil Richie Riches suuure not happy about it. Mayor and most others want them to farking leave. This guy is doing everything wrong.
Tat'dGreaser: Rich people on vacation!?!?! AH HELLS NO!!!!I'm gonna stomp around this room to show my outrage.
Dalrint: Whatever happened with that plan to buy Biden a trans am? Assuming he isn't driving it around being awesome while Obama is away.
Daffydil: That said...I'll never vote for Obama again
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