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(Talking Points Memo)   Scalia's work has inspired a new Opera. Possible names include "Pirates of Pen's Rights", "USS Penthouse Letters" and "Trial but no Jury"   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Mister Justice Scalia, Ginsberg, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Chief Justice William Rehnquist, original meaning, operas  
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2013-08-08 09:25:32 AM  
Is "Die Already, You F*$#king Cancer on Our Judiciary" already taken for a name?
2013-08-08 09:26:41 AM  
Les Miserblah?
2013-08-08 09:32:10 AM  
The Dickado?
2013-08-08 09:50:46 AM  
Seven Bribes for Seven Opinions?
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Court Dress?
Avenue Douche?
2013-08-08 10:18:09 AM  
Money (That's What I Want)
2013-08-08 10:27:02 AM  
Gilbert and Sullivan references? In MY Fark?

It's more likely than you think.
2013-08-08 10:34:40 AM  
I am the very model of a Justice on the Supreme Court!
My opinions are well-researched (by those who pay for my support)!
I am adept at speaking out of both sides of my porridge-hole!
For raw partisan knee-jerking you will not find a better role!
2013-08-08 10:35:15 AM  
The Robe
2013-08-08 10:47:09 AM  

Born to Die: It's more likely than you think.

I'm sorry, but were YOU the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan Society for three years straight?

/setting you up, hit it out of the park
2013-08-08 12:10:17 PM  
Guys and Doles?
Rent (this Court)?
The Lyin' King?
My Unfair Lady?
La Court au Folles?
The Koch and I?
Grover Norquist Superstar?
Porgy and Briefs?
Fiddler on the Take?
2013-08-08 01:41:28 PM  
The Nuts Cracka
2013-08-08 02:01:23 PM  

EyeballKid: Is "Die Already, You F*$#king Cancer on Our Judiciary" already taken for a name?

I don't wish death on anyone, but the person I would most like to see gone from the Bench is Alito. He's not just a cancer, he's a cancerous boil on the bench's ass.
2013-08-08 04:20:02 PM  
When you see a judge help the rich at a nudge
You can bet that he's doing it on the dole.
When your honor's out schmoozing up with the rich
Chances are his new niche for all of those johns is being their biatch.
When you meet a gent who is ethically bent
For a gain that is blacker than his own soul
Yes it's sad, but not funny.
'Cause it's legacy sold for money
When the guy's okay doing it on the dole.
When you see a law give us all a sore jaw
You can bet we've been sucking it for his dole.
When our bum hurts bad like a bum never had
It's a cinch that a Koch found a black robe-ed bloke with a wallet to pad.
When you hear the news blame the blacks and the jews
Don't forget who is on the devil's payroll
It's a hell of a nuisance
There's a sale on juris prudence
For the guys okay doing it on the dole
the dole
the dole
For the guys okay doing it on the dole!
2013-08-08 04:30:22 PM  

deeyablo: Fiddler on the Take?

This one I like.
2013-08-08 07:16:23 PM  
It's "Scalia/Ginsburg,"

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