Makh: It's funny to watch another country's media, to see the bullshiat they are trying to scare their own people with."Telepathy: Our silent killer. What you don't know and what you need to know, tonight at 11.""Personal massagers: Are they the work of the devil? Find out how one woman went on the ride of her life. Coming up."It's all bullshiat, it's just bullshiat people think you will believe.
cyberspacedout: If it were possible to kill telepathically, I wouldn't think too long or hard about who might have done it. we would all be dead.
Tillmaster: I did a double-take when I saw that this story was from the Beeb, but then I noticed that it was from the BBC Monitoring Division - that low-key little group that listens to the world's transmissions. They're a bit like Fark.
Sin_City_Superhero: Let's take a poll...All of you who believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
Private_Citizen: It was me./prove it wasn't.
dionysusaur: Private_Citizen: It was me./prove it wasn't.Are you sure you want to be interrogated by the Turkish authorities?
Dr Dreidel: Sin_City_Superhero: Let's take a poll...All of you who believe in telepathy, raise my hand.Telepathy != telekinesisTelepathy - reading/manipulating others' thoughtsTelekinesis - moving things with your mind
gopher321: I wonder how many 'seems legit' pictures will be submitted in this thread?
Nurglitch: Something that I've always wondered is how telepathy and telekinesis are supposed to work. I mean telepathy is pretty straightforward as an analog to radio transmitting and receiving, possibly through some sort of luminferous ether, but the whole telekinesis thing has me stumped.
dittybopper: gopher321: I wonder how many 'seems legit' pictures will be submitted in this thread?Do you realize that "seems legit" is an anagram for "gilt meeses"?
topcon: When I saw the headline that someone was arrested for telepathy, I knew it had to be either somewhere in Africa or an Arab country.Dumbfarks.
Arkanaut: topcon: When I saw the headline that someone was arrested for telepathy, I knew it had to be either somewhere in Africa or an Arab country.Dumbfarks.Technically, Turkey is not an Arab country.
JesseL: When it comes to raising someone else's hand wouldn't either work? It's not an inanimate object.
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