Diogenes: "Can't poop...clown will eat my penis. Can't poop...clown will eat my penis. Can't..."
Fo Shiz: My wife is terrified of Planet of the Apes because she dreamed the apes would jump out of the toilet while she was pooping.
Diogenes: "Can't poop...clown will eat my penis. Can't poop...clown will eat my penis. Can't..."well, don't go to sleep either. the drunk guy from a couple of days ago woke up with his (non-detachable) penis missing./wonder if he's still on the wagon.//I would never stop drinking till god made me.
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