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(Inside World Soccer)   Chilean goalkeeper saves penalty with perforated intestine   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, goal tender, emergency surgery  
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1804 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Aug 2013 at 10:26 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-06 07:47:11 AM  
Doesn't he know that goalies can use their hands? No need to go to extremes, guy.
2013-08-06 08:44:44 AM  
Did he lasso the ball with it?  Damn, foreign sports are weird.
2013-08-06 09:38:42 AM  
Holy shiat. He's hardcore.

A perfed intestine will kill you quickly. Hope he turns out okay.
2013-08-06 10:35:05 AM  
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2013-08-06 10:45:26 AM  
I read that as Chilean goatkeeper and was intrigued.  Then I read the article was "whoa, dude, hardcore"
2013-08-06 10:51:23 AM  
That save took a lot of
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intestinal fortitude
2013-08-06 11:18:52 AM  
I gave up six goals last night, with a healthy intestine.

/Quarter-Chilean goalkeeper
2013-08-06 11:51:07 AM  
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.....
2013-08-06 12:17:35 PM  

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/also, RIP
2013-08-06 12:50:05 PM  
Huzzah! less scoring! Thats good in soccer, right?
2013-08-06 12:53:09 PM  
Saw a keeper get killed by catching a knee in the chest. Bang.Dead.
Dangerous position.
2013-08-06 01:51:47 PM  
He really gutted that save out.
2013-08-06 03:39:31 PM  
Walk it off
2013-08-06 05:00:34 PM  
I was expecting a joke.

There is no joke.  I thought the headlines around here were supposed to be snarky, etc.

Oddly enough I made a couple of sweet saves after fracturing my kidney playing a pickup soccer game once.  I saved a 51/49 ball as the forward slid into my back with his knee.  Took me about 5 minutes to walk it off.  Then I felt OK and played goalie for a bit more then played forward and scored a goal.  Then the pain got worse and we went to the ER.  Then the pain got much much worse and then there was morphine and ICU and internal bleeding and two weeks in the hospital... no surgery, but it was close.
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