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(AP)   Dying 2-year-old is the best man at his parents' wedding. Sure is a lot of dust in Jeannette, Pennsylvania   ( hosted.ap.org) divider line
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2013-08-03 10:53:59 PM  
4 votes:
That's stupid, where is a 2 year old going to find hookers for the stag?
2013-08-03 11:57:28 PM  
2 votes:

Errk: God hates bastards

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No shiat.  He had this one nailed to a farking cross for crying out loud.

But his dad totally knocked up some chick who was already married to another dude, so he had it coming.
2013-08-03 10:49:07 PM  
2 votes:
God hates bastards
2013-08-04 04:25:42 PM  
1 vote:

Waldo Pepper: Amazing how many farkers claim not to believe in God but when a story like this hits they instantly blame God for the illness of the child.

If you don't believe, Why not blame your science for its inability to cure these illnesses. Wait that's right scientist would rather be working on the next boner bill or hair grown formula.

Way to go science for killing this kid.

7/10. You would have stuck the dismount but this was way too grammatical.
2013-08-04 12:54:35 AM  
1 vote:

grokca: That's stupid, where is a 2 year old going to find hookers for the stag?

His dad found them. The kid's two years old, for crying out loud.

And after that helluva night, he'll die a MAN.
2013-08-04 12:38:19 AM  
1 vote:
That dust must be asbestos.
2013-08-03 11:52:05 PM  
1 vote:
he'll have his pick of the bridesmaids
2013-08-03 11:42:24 PM  
1 vote:
Seems legit.

(so sorry)
2013-08-03 11:41:19 PM  
1 vote:
Is his name Gene?
2013-08-03 11:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
So out of wedlock pregnancy, then?
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