FloydA: That is not dead which can eternal lie,And with strange aeons even death makes pie.
scottydoesntknow: OH GOD! I CAN EAT FOREVER!
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Everybody's always "Cthulhu this" and "Cthulhu that".Where the fark are the Yog-Sothoth brownies? Or the Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young oatmeal muffins? The Hastur the Unspeakable flavour ice cream?
wildcardjack: Idiots... The only proper filling for a Cthulhu pie is eldritch horrors. Or eel, if you dare.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Wow. It's as if we're seeing the birth of a new Rule 34. If it exists, there is food of it.
dready zim: That`s not a pie, that`s just blueberries in pastry. A pie has some goo...
Twilight Farkle: (Whups. I forgot who made who for a moment. I blame the beer crawling madness in my head.) Those are the feet of baby elder things not shoggoths. The baby shoggoths are one tray back and to the right, and we've already covered the lower left tray.
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