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(Yahoo)   Court: "Re-hire that garbage man that was drunk on the job, he looked happier to the public that way"   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2013-08-01 07:48:30 PM  
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2013-08-01 06:13:18 PM  
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Lando Lincoln: Do we really need sober garbage men? No.

I also got a call on West 21st of someone throwing a bowling ball down the alley....now you wouldn't know anything about that would YOU?
2013-08-01 05:43:53 PM  
1 vote:
Years ago I was a Solid Waste Management Technician. One of my co workers was fired for smoking weed on the route. A citizen had caught him and called City Hall. Anyhow, six months later he got his job back thanks to the union.

They said he was subjected to a unscheduled drug test, and since only scheduled piss tests were allowed under our contract (once a year), the results didn't matter. He got his job back with full six months back pay on top of it.
2013-08-01 05:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
As long as they don't steal another man's French fries.
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