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(Yahoo)   Court: "Re-hire that garbage man that was drunk on the job, he looked happier to the public that way"   ( divider line
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5068 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2013 at 5:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-01 05:46:09 PM  
2 votes:
should give the judge, the city, and the whole nation the hero tag
2013-08-01 10:15:23 PM  
1 vote:

gfid: Smackledorfer: Asshole.

Okay, then.

I'm not going to favorited! you - just favorite you in a dark shade of grey with "Asshole" as the reason.

WTF is wrong with you anyway?

Simply put, people who don't give a rats ass about their servants and the waste they dump on the world are assholes.

That you can't even fathom why that might make you a dick is pretty funny though. That you take offense at being called one is downright hilarious.
2013-08-01 07:48:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-01 07:42:59 PM  
1 vote:

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Ok, I'm pretty sure anyone who is a garbageman should BE drunk or high. How else could you do it?

Where I live Waste Management forced everyone over to a standardized trash container so that the new robotic arm-equipped trucks can grab and dump them without either the driver or the arm operator getting out of the truck.  Looks like a pretty tame job compared to how they used to do it.

Me, I'd see what else I could grab with that arm.
2013-08-01 05:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, I'm pretty sure anyone who is a garbageman should BE drunk or high. How else could you do it?
2013-08-01 05:43:53 PM  
1 vote:
Years ago I was a Solid Waste Management Technician. One of my co workers was fired for smoking weed on the route. A citizen had caught him and called City Hall. Anyhow, six months later he got his job back thanks to the union.

They said he was subjected to a unscheduled drug test, and since only scheduled piss tests were allowed under our contract (once a year), the results didn't matter. He got his job back with full six months back pay on top of it.
2013-08-01 05:38:49 PM  
1 vote:
meh, if he wasn't driving the garbage truck, fark it.
2013-08-01 05:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
As long as they don't steal another man's French fries.
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