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2013-08-02 1:40:13 PM  

Gunny Highway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6vP7ud836k

Just farking watch it.  If you have seen it watch it again.


I'll save that one for later. My contribution to the finest moments in wrestling history.

Link
 
2013-08-02 1:46:47 PM  
I thought the finest moment in wrestling history was the rise of Lord Redacted?  :D
 
2013-08-02 1:51:01 PM  

tbaughm: Gunny Highway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6vP7ud836k

Just farking watch it.  If you have seen it watch it again.

I'll save that one for later. My contribution to the finest moments in wrestling history.

Link


It is hard for me to watch that sometimes.
 
2013-08-02 1:53:34 PM  

my lip balm addiction: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: RevMercutio: Dougie AXP: ok I may be retarded, how come I can NEVER find anything on the god damn fwc wiki?

I'm the longest reigning Global Legendary TV Champion of ALL TIME! And I don't get an entry.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x362]

Here.

Happy now?

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/RevMercutio

Lulz. I ended the longest title run.

Actually, I did, but Grand_Moff_Joseph made a BS call and it was decided but...someone...at post 190 to rerun it at 200 and I got farked over. So I like Rev Mercutio but he would not have held the belt so long had I not gotten screwed out of a rightful win.

I forgave both of them but I really hate all of this bragging about longest whatever.


Nope. I won it legit at 150 and botched it in the second run. Why would you get a title for not being the 150th post? Also, you were posting the phrase wrong and would have botched had you actually hit 150 anyway.
 
2013-08-02 2:03:57 PM  

BATMANATEE: my lip balm addiction: BATMANATEE: FirstNationalBastard: RevMercutio: Dougie AXP: ok I may be retarded, how come I can NEVER find anything on the god damn fwc wiki?

I'm the longest reigning Global Legendary TV Champion of ALL TIME! And I don't get an entry.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x362]

Here.

Happy now?

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/RevMercutio

Lulz. I ended the longest title run.

Actually, I did, but Grand_Moff_Joseph made a BS call and it was decided but...someone...at post 190 to rerun it at 200 and I got farked over. So I like Rev Mercutio but he would not have held the belt so long had I not gotten screwed out of a rightful win.

I forgave both of them but I really hate all of this bragging about longest whatever.

Nope. I won it legit at 150 and botched it in the second run. Why would you get a title for not being the 150th post? Also, you were posting the phrase wrong and would have botched had you actually hit 150 anyway.


Now that I look, we are both wrong. The botchy win was a different night, but I did win the March 28 title clean.
 
2013-08-02 3:10:40 PM  
OH MY GOD, PHRASAL BLIGHT IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!

*crickets*

Okay, I'm late. So a few quick items.

1. AJ/Aries was good, and I liked the ambiguous ending. But I don't know how well TNA will follow up on it.

2. Sabin/Manik was good also. But Sabin is obviously the 9 pm CT champ so that's not helping him.

3. Everything else sucked.
 
2013-08-02 3:53:28 PM  
Dang, I just got post 1,005 in the Checkmate Atheist thread.  Will I ever win a belt around here?

My luck has gotta change someday!

/nPo
 
2013-08-02 3:55:32 PM  
is this thread turning into a SMACKDOWN thread?
 
2013-08-02 4:18:04 PM  

Hospitaller: Dang, I just got post 1,005 in the Checkmate Atheist thread.  Will I ever win a belt around here?

My luck has gotta change someday!

/nPo


Hey, nice try though.  Why did I think that that thread wouldn't get that high?
 
2013-08-02 4:18:53 PM  

Hospitaller: Dang, I just got post 1,005 in the Checkmate Atheist thread.  Will I ever win a belt around here?

My luck has gotta change someday!

/nPo


*morpheus voice*

What if I told you....

that the nPo tag was the source of your misfortune?

*whoa*


/lulz
 
2013-08-02 4:25:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hospitaller: Dang, I just got post 1,005 in the Checkmate Atheist thread.  Will I ever win a belt around here?

My luck has gotta change someday!

/nPo

*morpheus voice*

What if I told you....

that the nPo tag was the source of your misfortune?

*whoa*


/lulz


*Irish whips GMJ into corner
*wedges trash can against his face
*runs to other corner
*Coast to Coast
<NA HOSPITALLER JUST BROEK GMJ IN HALF, SOME STOP THE DA@N MATCH!!
 
2013-08-02 4:29:48 PM  

Hospitaller: *Irish whips GMJ into corner
*wedges trash can against his face
*runs to other corner
*Coast to Coast
<NA HOSPITALLER JUST BROEK GMJ IN HALF, SOME STOP THE DA@N MATCH!!


*no sells, Undertaker style*

Boy, where did you learn how to spell?  Scott Steiner's School for Freaks?   XD

/just kidding
//larptastic
 
2013-08-02 4:38:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Hospitaller: *Irish whips GMJ into corner
*wedges trash can against his face
*runs to other corner
*Coast to Coast
<NA HOSPITALLER JUST BROEK GMJ IN HALF, SOME STOP THE DA@N MATCH!!

*no sells, Undertaker style*

Boy, where did you learn how to spell?  Scott Steiner's School for Freaks?   XD

/just kidding
//larptastic


Actually its the Steiner Brothers School for Freaks and Dog Lovers.  Just to clarify, I hate dogs.

/larping is fundamental
 
2013-08-02 4:49:13 PM  

eagles95: is this thread turning into a SMACKDOWN thread?


Now hold on a minute, playa!  You want a thread?  I'll give you a thread!

TNA vs. SD thread, with DougieAXP as special guest ref!  Holla!
 
2013-08-02 5:12:21 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: eagles95: is this thread turning into a SMACKDOWN thread?

Now hold on a minute, playa!  You want a thread?  I'll give you a thread!

TNA vs. SD thread, with DougieAXP as special guest ref!  Holla!


I don't know about that....but Kurt Angle got arrested for DUI last night per Bleacher Report.

/LMS
 
2013-08-02 5:12:49 PM  
BREAKING NEWS: Kurt Angle adds a fourth "I": Intoxication

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/TNA_News_1/article_72442.shtml#.Uf w gXGS9Kc3
 
2013-08-02 5:13:18 PM  
 
2013-08-02 5:21:41 PM  

clintster: BREAKING NEWS: Kurt Angle adds a fourth "I": Intoxication

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/TNA_News_1/article_72442.shtml#.Uf w gXGS9Kc3


Well, if he gets the same punishment as Thwagger, he'll get a full WHC push, followed by a new partner and a crabby old coont as a manager.
 
2013-08-02 5:23:00 PM  
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Save Wrestling.....with your demons.
 
2013-08-02 5:24:15 PM  
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2013-08-02 5:26:03 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: clintster: BREAKING NEWS: Kurt Angle adds a fourth "I": Intoxication

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/TNA_News_1/article_72442.shtml#.Uf w gXGS9Kc3

Well, if he gets the same punishment as Thwagger, he'll get a full WHC push, followed by a new partner and a crabby old coont as a manager.


To fulfill the last, I nominate the Honky Tonk Man, to be rebranded the Rockabilly Dude for the Impact Zone.
 
2013-08-02 5:30:44 PM  

clintster: BREAKING NEWS: Kurt Angle adds a fourth "I": Intoxication

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/TNA_News_1/article_72442.shtml#.Uf w gXGS9Kc3


might want to check the 'Commented' queue right now then.  :D

/you're welcome
 
2013-08-02 5:31:30 PM  

Gunny Highway: [securecdn.disqus.com image 590x443]


LMAO, damn you!  I nearly spat Mountain Dew on my monitor!
 
2013-08-02 6:01:25 PM  

hundreddollarman: Are we LMS-ing this thread?

/LMS


No!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
lws
 
2013-08-02 6:29:36 PM  

ShiningWizard: hundreddollarman: Are we LMS-ing this thread?

/LMS

No!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
lws


*CHAIRSHOT*

/LMS
 
2013-08-02 6:43:21 PM  
So, in the event this doesn't become a Smackdown thread and the thread doesn't get shut down, let's waste our lives talking about a hypothetical situation that appears to be becoming more and more likely by the day:

If TNA closes down, what happens with the mass influx of free agents into the talent pool?  Who gets picked up by WWE, who goes to Ring of Honor, goes to Japan, drifts into obscurity, etc?
 
2013-08-02 7:23:03 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: So, in the event this doesn't become a Smackdown thread and the thread doesn't get shut down, let's waste our lives talking about a hypothetical situation that appears to be becoming more and more likely by the day:

If TNA closes down, what happens with the mass influx of free agents into the talent pool?  Who gets picked up by WWE, who goes to Ring of Honor, goes to Japan, drifts into obscurity, etc?


we could have the actual main event mafia reteam to all lose to John Cena.5 on one style
 
2013-08-02 7:52:22 PM  

Sbdolan: The_Y2P_Problem: So, in the event this doesn't become a Smackdown thread and the thread doesn't get shut down, let's waste our lives talking about a hypothetical situation that appears to be becoming more and more likely by the day:

If TNA closes down, what happens with the mass influx of free agents into the talent pool?  Who gets picked up by WWE, who goes to Ring of Honor, goes to Japan, drifts into obscurity, etc?

we could have the actual main event mafia reteam to all lose to John Cena.5 on one style


I was thinking Cena and Sheamus teaming up to stave off the Alliance to End Cenamania, consisting of the Shield, the Main Event Mafia, the Wyatt Family, and Tiny Lister for the lulz.

/Last Mon Standing, BROTHER
 
2013-08-02 8:01:40 PM  
Meanwhile, the Iron Sheik is feuding with John Fugelsang on Twitter

https://twitter.com/johnfugelsang/sta tus/363360727085498368
 
2013-08-02 8:20:44 PM  

clintster: BREAKING NEWS: Kurt Angle adds a fourth "I": Intoxication

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/TNA_News_1/article_72442.shtml#.Uf w gXGS9Kc3


Geez.  It's tough to say a millionaire Olympic goal medal winner is a loser, but Christ.  4 farking times?
 
2013-08-02 8:33:58 PM  

Gunny Highway: [securecdn.disqus.com image 590x443]


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2013-08-02 8:41:07 PM  

Gunny Highway: [securecdn.disqus.com image 590x443]


Hiarious. It's true, it's true.
 
2013-08-02 8:54:36 PM  
Can someone photo shop Austin Aires and Punk holding hands? maybe doing a Guerrero and Redacted wrestlemania pose
 
2013-08-02 9:55:50 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: So, in the event this doesn't become a Smackdown thread and the thread doesn't get shut down, let's waste our lives talking about a hypothetical situation that appears to be becoming more and more likely by the day:

If TNA closes down, what happens with the mass influx of free agents into the talent pool?  Who gets picked up by WWE, who goes to Ring of Honor, goes to Japan, drifts into obscurity, etc?


My guess is WWE takes a couple of the bigger but not yet washed up names and maybe 1 or 2 younger guys and the rest move on to RoH which could use an influx of talent right now.  IF it can cobble together the funding for it that is.

I would settle for a return of the Dudley Boyz to the E though
 
2013-08-02 10:30:41 PM  

ShiningWizard: The_Y2P_Problem: So, in the event this doesn't become a Smackdown thread and the thread doesn't get shut down, let's waste our lives talking about a hypothetical situation that appears to be becoming more and more likely by the day:

If TNA closes down, what happens with the mass influx of free agents into the talent pool?  Who gets picked up by WWE, who goes to Ring of Honor, goes to Japan, drifts into obscurity, etc?

My guess is WWE takes a couple of the bigger but not yet washed up names and maybe 1 or 2 younger guys and the rest move on to RoH which could use an influx of talent right now.  IF it can cobble together the funding for it that is.

I would settle for a return of the Dudley Boyz to the E though


I'd like to see Styles work with "Skippie" in WWE.

Hell, he has "AJ" tattooed on his chest. They could make him an ex/crazy stalker! o.o
 
2013-08-02 10:36:43 PM  
Kurt just announced via Twitter (oh, fark, he's drunk-tweeting/been hacked again) that he's off to rehab.

"I am blessed to have the support of my family, my friends and my company.  In light of recent events, I will be immediately entering a rehabilitation center.  I realize that this is a pivotal time in my life and I ask for your understanding as well as your prayers and continued support.  I am confident that in taking these steps I can begin to address necessary changes in my life."
 
2013-08-02 11:22:09 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Kurt just announced via Twitter (oh, fark, he's drunk-tweeting/been hacked again) that he's off to rehab.

"I am blessed to have the support of my family, my friends and my company.  In light of recent events, I will be immediately entering a rehabilitation center.  I realize that this is a pivotal time in my life and I ask for your understanding as well as your prayers and continued support.  I am confident that in taking these steps I can begin to address necessary changes in my life."


I'm sure his Twitter's been hacked by the HATERS!!!11 out there.
 
2013-08-02 11:22:41 PM  
This is by far the most posts in a TNA thread in awhile, not since the days when the Arquette title existed.

/lms
 
2013-08-02 11:25:42 PM  
You have now reached the end of the thread. Please exit to your right and enjoy your day at FARK.

/lfflms
 
2013-08-02 11:27:23 PM  
Before the end, I would like to tell everyone to post their badges over at the wiki.

You people have made, like, 50,000 of the farking things. Might as well have 'em all in one place.
 
2013-08-02 11:30:29 PM  
I just thought about it, but I don't see why I can't have my own belt like the Million Dollar Man. Of course, it will be much poorer in quality and appearance. As of today, I am now the sole holder of the...

Hundred Dollar Championship!

/Hoping someone will make a crappy Photoshop for me.
//I will use my substantial lack of substantial funds to commission a crappy Photoshop.
///LMS
 
2013-08-02 11:32:24 PM  

hundreddollarman: I just thought about it, but I don't see why I can't have my own belt like the Million Dollar Man. Of course, it will be much poorer in quality and appearance. As of today, I am now the sole holder of the...

Hundred Dollar Championship!

/Hoping someone will make a crappy Photoshop for me.
//I will use my substantial lack of substantial funds to commission a crappy Photoshop.
///LMS


I'll make one for you in time for RAW thread.
 
2013-08-02 11:49:09 PM  

clintster: hundreddollarman: I just thought about it, but I don't see why I can't have my own belt like the Million Dollar Man. Of course, it will be much poorer in quality and appearance. As of today, I am now the sole holder of the...

Hundred Dollar Championship!

/Hoping someone will make a crappy Photoshop for me.
//I will use my substantial lack of substantial funds to commission a crappy Photoshop.
///LMS

I'll make one for you in time for RAW thread.


Awesome! Thank you. I hope you have PayPal, because I'm going to give you a dollar.
 
2013-08-03 12:03:24 AM  

clintster: hundreddollarman: I just thought about it, but I don't see why I can't have my own belt like the Million Dollar Man. Of course, it will be much poorer in quality and appearance. As of today, I am now the sole holder of the...

Hundred Dollar Championship!

/Hoping someone will make a crappy Photoshop for me.
//I will use my substantial lack of substantial funds to commission a crappy Photoshop.
///LMS

I'll make one for you in time for RAW thread.


I cannot WAIT to see this!!!
clinster firing up the PShop machine for another ride around the ranch = EPIC!
 
2013-08-03 12:11:12 AM  
We also have a nice, basic, WCW '92 based belt (retconned into existence for MagSeven's gredunza reign) for people who want to customize it

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2013-08-03 12:22:18 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: We also have a nice, basic, WCW '92 based belt (retconned into existence for MagSeven's gredunza reign) for people who want to customize it

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x378]


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2013-08-03 12:29:53 AM  
What are you jobbers still doing here? Scram!

/LMS
 
2013-08-03 12:41:33 AM  

hundreddollarman: What are you jobbers still doing here? Scram!

/LMS


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-03 12:57:07 AM  
Last
Man
Going
The
FARK
To
Sleep

/night, biatches
 
2013-08-03 1:03:43 AM  

Captain Steroid: hundreddollarman: What are you jobbers still doing here? Scram!

/LMS

ARMBAR!

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/LMS

 
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