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(Huffington Post)   Take mushrooms: check. Run in circles in City Hall: check. Grab and fire officer's sidearm: check. Fight nine officers, get tased seven times, and break handcuffs: check, check and check   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-08-01 01:06:48 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like Barney Fife got his drug symptoms mixed up. This sounds more like someone on PCP than shrooms.
2013-08-01 01:07:01 PM  
2 votes:
Wait, so if you attack cops while doped up on goofballs they'll subdue you with minimal injuries. But if you're just chillin' in your own driveway they shoot 18 shots at you?

The lesson here is always attack police?
2013-08-01 02:04:19 PM  
1 vote:
No way psilocybin does this to people. He was definitely on something else, probably a dissociative of some sort.
2013-08-01 01:09:20 PM  
1 vote:
I don't say it often, but great job by the boys in blue. The temptation to shoot him must have been enormous.
2013-08-01 01:06:51 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell does anybody manage to grab a cops gun (with more cops in the immediate area) and not end up full of bullet holes themselves?
2013-08-01 01:01:36 PM  
1 vote:
That's actually kind of impressive.
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