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(Sun Sentinel)   Couple who broke into school to have sex also admitted to having post-coitus beer munchies   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 10:04:09 AM  
"You mean coitus?"

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blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 10:43:00 AM  
Lindsay Longbottom.

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ThatGuyFromTheInternet
2013-08-01 11:03:21 AM  
TIL "Longbottom" is an actual surname and wasn't just invented by J.K. Rowling.
 
JohnCarter
2013-08-01 11:05:55 AM  
Lindsay Longbottom

Best.Porn.Name.Evah

giggity
 
groppet [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 11:13:48 AM  
Yup everyone knows school vending machines are a jackpot of money. Especially in the summer months.
 
pute kisses like a man
2013-08-01 11:15:58 AM  
article was worth reading just for the longbottom
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-08-01 11:16:23 AM  
and fans of Japanese Hentai.
 
MemeSlave
2013-08-01 11:45:00 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TIL "Longbottom" is an actual surname and wasn't just invented by J.K. Rowling.


Longbottom Leaf.  You know, way before Harry Potter.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 11:52:34 AM  
She's cute.  I wonder if she would like a Wadsworth of my Longfellow or would Revere a Ride.

Well, at least it aroused my book club and librarian.
 
hammettman
2013-08-01 11:52:46 AM  
Lovingly, he longed for Longbottom's bottom.
 
Launch Code
2013-08-01 11:57:06 AM  
That's unusual, neither was a teacher and they were both over 18.
 
SlagginOff
2013-08-01 11:57:27 AM  
That guy's beard looks like its floating around his face, rather than actually attached to it.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 12:08:16 PM  
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Let's hope one of them is infertile.
 
ThatGuyFromTheInternet
2013-08-01 12:11:56 PM  

MemeSlave: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: TIL "Longbottom" is an actual surname and wasn't just invented by J.K. Rowling.

Longbottom Leaf.  You know, way before Harry Potter.


FatherChaos: [www.trbimg.com image 387x213]

Let's hope one of them is infertile.


FatherChaos: [www.trbimg.com image 387x213]

Let's hope one of them is infertile.


I'm assuming that's some sort of marijuana strain.
 
Rwa2play [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 12:12:06 PM  

SlagginOff: That guy's beard looks like its floating around his face, rather than actually attached to it.


The guy looks like he was recruited by the Taliban.
 
dabbletech
2013-08-01 12:13:11 PM  

Mugato: "You mean coitus?"

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Apparently with a post.
 
LeroyBourne
2013-08-01 12:13:19 PM  

FatherChaos: [www.trbimg.com image 387x213]

Let's hope oneboth of them isare infertile.


fixed
 
Pants_Optional
2013-08-01 12:17:58 PM  

Mugato: "You mean coitus?"

[www.gossipcop.com image 300x300]


Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.
 
Teaser
2013-08-01 12:40:02 PM  
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Agent Smiths Laugh
2013-08-01 12:40:06 PM  
I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2013-08-01 12:49:39 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.


Obviously so she could be with the working girls in the county jail.
 
davidab
2013-08-01 12:59:28 PM  
They reportedly said they needed a place to have sex -- so Longbottom's boyfriend wouldn't find out, according to the report

so much for those plans.  as for wishing they were infertile based on their picture, if you shave his face and wash her hair, they might be ok looking.  heck for FARK standards they might be hot.  As for screwing on a HS campus and then breaking into a vending machine, it shows a lack of good judgement, but hardly any worse than most teenagers.
 
Salmon
2013-08-01 12:59:54 PM  

Teaser: [oi39.tinypic.com image 387x213]


Beat me to it
 
groppet [TotalFark]
2013-08-01 12:59:54 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.


Maybe you looked like a teacher she had a crush on. That will teach you to date elementary school girls.
 
InstaZen25
2013-08-01 01:00:50 PM  
She who is long in bottom is often short in brains. Ancient Chinese proverb.
 
Teaser
2013-08-01 01:26:25 PM  

Salmon: Teaser: [oi39.tinypic.com image 387x213]

Beat me to it


Wish I was better at photoshop, though.
 
JustHereForThePics
2013-08-01 01:27:23 PM  
Since the boyfriend's name isn't mentioned, I propose "Chuck Cuckold" until I hear better...
 
Agent Smiths Laugh
2013-08-01 02:07:03 PM  

groppet: Agent Smiths Laugh: I once dated a woman who wanted to do something similar to this. I always wondered why she wanted to get laid in her old school.

Maybe you looked like a teacher she had a crush on. That will teach you to date elementary school girls.


Touché.
 
dhuyd
2013-08-01 04:12:08 PM  
Neville Longbottom
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Profedius
2013-08-01 05:17:53 PM  
Did anyone else notice her nose? Some of the people I see having sex makes me wonder what I have lately been doing wrong. Maybe I need to stop combing and shaving.
 
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