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(WTSP)   If you are a white male, about 6'1" with brown shaved hair, a goatee, a tattoo on your arm, in a black bathing suit with red, green and yellow stripes on the leg, and stealing beach blankets, Clearwater Police would like a word with you   ( wtsp.com) divider line
    More: Florida, goatees, white male, swimsuits, beach blanket, Clearwater Beach, tattoos  
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2013-08-01 09:51:57 AM  
Clearwater? Well, check with the Co$. He might be one of theirs.
2013-08-01 09:54:26 AM  
What the hell is brown shaved hair?  Shaved head?  Short brown hair??
2013-08-01 10:08:10 AM  
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2013-08-01 10:09:20 AM  
Is he a Scientologist?
2013-08-01 10:37:03 AM  

danielscissorhands: [cdn.mos.totalfilm.com image 650x363]

Stealing blankets or curb stomping?  I'll go with stealing blankets for $100 Alex.
2013-08-01 11:53:07 AM  
Except for the yellow stripe, that could be me!
2013-08-01 11:56:44 AM  
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Wanted for questioning.
2013-08-01 12:02:23 PM  

AGremlin: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 360x140]
Wanted for questioning.

(Came to post this)
2013-08-01 12:37:22 PM  

Looks at ground and gingerly kicks a rock.
2013-08-01 01:32:29 PM  

AGremlin: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 360x140]

Wanted for questioning.

I'll see your Bingo and raise you a Babylon
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