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(SeattlePI)   Two men die in alcohol-related crash. Granted, the crash was caused by speeding after they stole beer from a convenience store and were trying to make a getaway, but using anti-smoker logic, these are now alcohol-related deaths   ( divider line
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2013-08-01 10:16:02 AM  
2 votes:
Has anyone remarked how subby appears to be grinding its favorite ax down to the butt in a futile attempt to generate enough sand to rub into subby's vagina, by pointlessly misrepresenting an article? Yes? Excellent.
2013-08-01 10:00:43 AM  
2 votes:
Jesus, subs. Take some deep breaths or you'll be counted amongst the dozens who die annually of sandy vaginas.
2013-08-01 02:27:15 PM  
1 vote:

dready zim: Irregardless: Alcohol is just another drug. These are drug related deaths. The relationships are as follows:

Use related - while using substance

System related - manufacture and distribution of substance

Economic related - get money to buy substance or to get substance directly

These two previously thirsty dead men fall into the last category.

What about if you are safely using a drug and then during the process of being arrested the police kill you?

Which category does that go into?

If you are doing nothing illegal and the police kill you I think it's called murder.
2013-08-01 10:44:47 AM  
1 vote:
"Pro smoking logic" has a nice potato to it.
2013-08-01 10:15:11 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if there should be a "Whiny submitter of the week award"? I think this one would be a shoo-in.
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