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(BBC)   Welcome to Miracle Village, where half the population is made up of registered sex offenders   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-31 09:40:55 AM  
3 votes:
Take me down to the Miracle Village where ass is eighteen and there's no lewd spillage.

/oh won't you please me alone
2013-07-31 10:15:20 AM  
2 votes:
Beneath the trees where nobody sees, they hide and rape as long as they please, and that's where pedophiles have their picnics.
2013-07-31 09:33:39 AM  
2 votes:
The official vehicle of Miracle Village

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2013-07-31 09:31:50 AM  
2 votes:
Miracle Vallage? I've heard of this place - it is where they make Miracle Whip- I wondered what that peculiar taste was in that stuff.
2013-07-31 09:31:24 AM  
2 votes:
(knock knock knock)
New guy:
Hello, I moved in down the street and I am required by law to inform you about my sex offender status...
Resident: Oh, um, really? So...tell me more about it...tell me everything about it (grunt)

/day in the life of Miracle Village?
2013-07-31 09:23:12 AM  
2 votes:
More pervs per square inch than a Japanese cosplay convention.
2013-07-31 11:07:48 AM  
1 vote:
Still sounds like an improvement on my town.
2013-07-31 10:18:23 AM  
1 vote:

padraig: One guy here on Fark said he always had first dates at the same bar, where an off-duty cop carded at the door. This ensured that the girl was 21.

I'm just saying, I've been in this situation and thankfully at the time the legal age was 16 where the incident occurred. Waking up and having your fun time from the previous night ask you to take her to band practice is a little jarring.

I seriously thought she was kidding and asked nonchalantly if she was in a band... "Ohh no band class for school, I go to insertname Highschool"
2013-07-31 09:29:44 AM  
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2013-07-31 09:28:22 AM  
1 vote:

Gaambit: Sudden Valley?

/a Michael Company.

Maybe they are looking for ANUSTART
2013-07-31 09:23:55 AM  
1 vote:
What's the town circle called?
2013-07-31 09:23:14 AM  
1 vote:
Fiddler's Green?
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