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(Topless Robot)   Here are eight reasons why Mulder and Scully were terrible FBI agents. Agent Doggett, of course, was one of the finest agents you'll ever see   ( toplessrobot.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Fox Mulder, Agent Doggett, Dana Scully, Richard Gere, porn addiction, Bermuda Triangle, special agents  
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2013-07-31 12:04:22 PM  
2 votes:
And Scully has no acquired memory.

Mulder: "I think it's a yeti."
Scully: "Mulder there's no such thing."
Mulder: *SMACK* "We go through this every Goddamned week!"
2013-07-31 11:52:16 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.

Why are you telling me this?
2013-07-31 11:38:36 AM  
1 vote:
Reason #9:

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2013-07-31 09:05:01 AM  
1 vote:
9. They're fictional characters
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